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Here you go, Jake, thought I'd help flesh your list out a bit:
Heisman Trophy
Charles Woodson
Every sum***** who voted for Charles Woodson
ESPN
Chris Fowler
Lee Corso
Mark Mays
Lou Holtz
Pat Forde
Ed Aschoff
CBS
Verne Lundquist
Gary Danielson
ABC
Brent Musberger
SEC Network
Paul Finebaum
The Tennessean
The Knoxville News Sentinel
Bob Kesling
Colin Cowherd
John Adams
David Climer
Alabama
Florida
Auburn
Kentucky
Vandy
Georgia
Mizzou
South Carolina
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
Arkansas
LSU
Nebraska
USC
Ohio State
Michigan
Penn State
Oregon
Oklahoma
Texas (baby UT)
Florida State
Georgia Tech
Virginia Tech
Notre Dame
Wyoming
North Texas
Bear Bryant
Shug Jordan
Vince Dooley
Jackie Sherrill
Urban Meyer
Nick Saban
Mark Richt
Steve Spurrier
James Franklin
Wil Muschamp
Jim McElwain
Wide Recievers playing QB for the other team
Rocky Top with Woo!
Rocky Top without Woo!
Any song trying to displace Rocky Top (with or without Woo!)
Third Down for What
First Down Tennessee (*clap clap clap*)
Butch in "coach speak" (most but not DG)
"process"
"individuals"
"resiliency"
"pucker" (a holdover from the Fulmer days, apparently still potent for some)
Butch period (negavols)
Negavols (sunshine pumpers)
Sunshine pumpers (negavols)
Derek Dooley
Lame Kiffin
Phil Fulmer
Johnny Majors
Doug Dickey
Bill Battle
Any other former Vols coach not named Neyland
Tee Martin (sometimes)
Arian Foster
Tacos
'Nowhere'
Citrus Bowl (in the Fulmer-Spurrier years -- it's okay, now)
Gainesville
Birmingham
Tuscaloosa
Heck the entire state of Alabama
The Swamp
Bryant-Denny Stadium
DeBord
Jancek
Azzanni
Martinez
Mahoney
Stripling
Thigpen
Hart
Hamilton
Every other AD in Vols history
Cheek
Every other Chancellor in Vols history
Knoxville PD
B10
ACC
B12
Independents
December bowl games
Not getting to a bowl game
Losing after building a large lead
Losing after having a small lead
Losing without ever getting the lead
Losing
Everyone who disagrees with me [insert name here] on VolNation
Half the people who agree with me [insert name here] on VolNation
The wave
Checkerboarding Neyland
Grey uniforms and/or helmets
All-orange uniforms and/or helmets
All-white ("stormtrooper") uniforms
TL;DR -- lots of hatin' going on in VolNation.
you forgot people who stand and cheer at Neyland