When I Was The Worst Date

[Wireless1]

At the request of @Tin Man
This was before the first date.
A coworker wanted to set me up with her best friend's sister.......blind dates had been horrible for me
I called her up brief chit chat, that I followed with the question "Are you fat?" her response of "no" was a little too slow, so I had to follow up with "how much do you weight?" her response of 109 should have been enough, but I had to follow up with how tall are you just to make sure

 

[VolNExile]

At the request of @Tin Man
This was before the first date.
A coworker wanted to set me up with her best friend's sister.......blind dates had been horrible for me
I called her up brief chit chat, that I followed with the question "Are you fat?" her response of "no" was a little too slow, so I had to follow up with "how much do you weight?" her response of 109 should have been enough, but I had to follow up with how tall are you just to make sure

Was there ever a date, or had she already learned enough from the phone call?

 

[Wireless1]

Was there ever a date, or had she already learned enough from the phone call?

We've been married 40 years.

 

[VolNExile]

We've been married 40 years.

Hahahahahahahaha

That’s great!

 

[Wireless1]

I’ve read many of your posts, I know I’m not the only a$$ on here

 

[Tin Man]

Cue the “fine ass” comments.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I took a girl I was dating to the WWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre PPV (the one with the Stone Cold Vince McMahon steel cage match).

 

[MAD]

Asked a girl out on a lunch date. Guess she wasn’t happy that I took her to Costco for the free samples.

 

[Carl Pickens]

At the request of @Tin Man
This was before the first date.
A coworker wanted to set me up with her best friend's sister.......blind dates had been horrible for me
I called her up brief chit chat, that I followed with the question "Are you fat?" her response of "no" was a little too slow, so I had to follow up with "how much do you weight?" her response of 109 should have been enough, but I had to follow up with how tall are you just to make sure

There’s nothing wrong with being thorough

 

[GrayWaterCanine]

We've been married 40 years.

To each other?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Asked a girl out on a lunch date. Guess she wasn’t happy that I took her to Costco for the free samples.

So did you try to buy the 144 count box of condoms before or after you took her for samples?

 

[MAD]

So did you try to buy the 144 count box of condoms before or after you took her for samples?

No, I am able to grab many of the bulk items when I visit my grandma.

 

[OldandStillaVol]

I took a girl I was dating to the WWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre PPV (the one with the Stone Cold Vince McMahon steel cage match).

Better than some places I’ve gone out on dates. I went to an opera once, didn’t care for it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

When I first met the Red Woman she asked if I’d like her phone number and I told her “sure, but girls like you don’t usually have time for guys like me, but who knows, maybe you’re up for the challenge.
That was in October of 1986.

 

[Gladiator1]

Better than some places I’ve gone out on dates. I went to an opera once, didn’t care for it.

I married an opera singer, love her her to death, but you are fortunate, I've been to them for over 20 years now.

 

[Wireless1]

To each other?

Yep, and she still hasn’t straightened me out

 

[GrayWaterCanine]

Yep, and she still hasn’t straightened me out

Oh, I thought you were a dude.