What's the worst response you can get?

#51
#51
IPorange said:
I was told something similar once early in undergrad, and I am 6'1. She was an Amazon, but hot. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Keep your chin up, bro.No seriously. It makes you look taller.
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I went from :rock: to :machgun:....

I have recently bought some Nike Shocks....
 
#53
#53
wounded mullet said:
300 pounds sounds pretty heavy, am I giving you a piggyback ride? Do I have to get a matching bowl cut to consummate this megaman union?
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I was thinking more of a "Master Blaster" scenario.

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#55
#55
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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#56
#56
CaVOLfn said:
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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I'm sorry, but that's just funny!
 
#57
#57
CaVOLfn said:
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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:lolabove: but im sorry....
 
#58
#58
CaVOLfn said:
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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:eek:lol:
 
#59
#59
4th Grade. 1983. Nashville, TN.
A cute little girl asked me to be her boyfriend, and I was "in love." She said, "We have to buy each other presents since we're now 'going with each other'. So, I somehow got my mom to take me to Hickory Hollow Mall to buy a pair of $35 earrings for this princess. That's a tonload of money to spend on a 4th grade girl in 1983. Anyhoo, the next day, we exchanged gifts. I proudly handed over the earrings and she handed me.......a small plastic logo of an American Airlines pin....to put on my shirt......:huh:......Then she broke up with me!!!!!!!:tease2:after the next period!!!!
 
#60
#60
Jasongivm6 said:
4th Grade. 1983. Nashville, TN.
A cute little girl asked me to be her boyfriend, and I was "in love." She said, "We have to buy each other presents since we're now 'going with each other'. So, I somehow got my mom to take me to Hickory Hollow Mall to buy a pair of $35 earrings for this princess. That's a tonload of money to spend on a 4th grade girl in 1983. Anyhoo, the next day, we exchanged gifts. I proudly handed over the earrings and she handed me.......a small plastic logo of an American Airlines pin....to put on my shirt......:huh:......Then she broke up with me!!!!!!!:tease2:after the next period!!!!
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Crap, by next period, I meant.....well you know what I meant
 
#62
#62
CaVOLfn said:
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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8th graders know nothing of substance. It was her lost.
 
#63
#63
Volst53 said:
8th graders know nothing of substance. It was her lost.
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Right!? I mean a silk shirt and jean shorts should have been an "in" in that time frame. Well maybe not. But I did learn to step my game up after that.
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#65
#65
I've struck out on each girl I've asked out, most times they are either going through a break up or just my luck they have a current bf. Sad to say I mostly fall in the dreaded friend zone. Needless to say I think some people aren't meant for love...
 
#68
#68
Indianavol4eva said:
she probably thought you were a Florida fan. That would be an immediate turn off for me.
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While I see your point and believe in 'to each his own', I can't envision myself dressing in a way to 'turn you on' . Sorry dude
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#70
#70
CaVOLfn said:
Eigth grade. My first dance. I show up in my finest long sleeve silk shirt and jean shorts <-- yes. Fresh shaved sidewalls and spiked hair. Needless to say I was looking suave. I walked straight up to the hottest girl and asked her to dance. She looked disgusted and walked away. (I was an emotional kid so maybe there was a tear) ten minutes later she asked if I would be her boyfriend! Joyfully yet confused I said yes.
I asked her what was up. Her friend told her if she would ask me out then she would dance with "the fat kid" .
I spent the rest of the night outside waiting on my momma.
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You win.
 
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