I had a heated debate with some idiots who feel they honestly could coach UT or any major program because they were coaches a the lower levels. So I wanted to ask can somebody explain the differences. People out here think the honestly can walk off they street and be a coach.
Depends of how good of coach they are. Vince Lombardi started out coaching high school.
Well, I can think of quite a few things.
- College coaches don't have parents yelling that their boy should get mor...never mind. I'm looking at you, Craig James. Craig James Killed 5 Hookers While At SMU in case you didn't know.
- College coaches can offer the players they're trying to recruit sluts and beer instead of pizza and soft drinks.
- College coaches don't have moms going into the locker room at halftime and offering their players the gummy snacks that look like dinosaurs.
- College coaches don't stop every 15 minutes because one of their players has accidentally urinated on himself.
UT: "Hey coach, why do you think you are qualified for the HC position at the University of TN?'
Coach: "Because I coach my son's pee wee team...you should see us play. I have some film right here. We were undefeated 3 years in a row and our defense didn't allow more than 7 points per game during those years, while our offense averaged 41.4 points per game during that span. 25 of the kids on that roster made it to the next level to play middle school ball, and 18 made it all the way to the high school level. Just look at this play here. We had the QB hand it off to the RB and he ran in circles 4 times before cutting it up the field for a TD...isn't that a genius play?"
