what would you rather do? (for those that hate alabama!)

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chaseutvols

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I for one, can't stand alabama and refuse to cheer or support them in anyway. I didn't cheer for them in the SECcg and definitely won't cheer for them in the title game! So I thought I would ask those who feel the same as myself, "what would you rather do than cheer for alabama?"

As for myself, I would rather slide down a 50 ft razorblade into a pool of alcohol than cheer for bama!
Enjoy!
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#4
The list is too long. I will definitely be cheering for Texas in the NC game.
 
#5
#5
Stick a rod into Hydrochloric acid and stick it into my pee hole.

Nothing too painful
 
#11
#11
I would rather be blindfolded standing in front of Brock Leznor while telling him how many times I had sex with his mother the previous night and how well she liked it...
 
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#13
Cut myself all over my body. swim in a seas(poop) pool for 12 hours. Then wait for infection to set in.
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#16
#16
I would rather watch the movies dirty dancing, Grease, and The Notebook every day for the rest of my life and have John Tesh's greatest hits constantly playing in earphones surgically implanted in my ears. than cheer for alabama


I would rather let janikowski kick me in the nuts every 30minutes than cheer for alabama

I would rather stand 3 inches in front of Lou Holtz mouth and have him read a 300 page book of tongue twisters than cheer for alabama
 
#17
#17
This was my arm after my car wreck July of 08 and id rather it happened to other arm then cheer for bama

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#18
#18
listen to that terrible earth song about fireflies and giving hugs to lightning bugs. thats pretty bad that Id rather listen to that, seeing as Id rather play russian roulette with all 6 bays full of bullets than listen to that terrible song!
 
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#19
I'd rather be covered with Olive Oil, tied to a bed and bump uglies with Jessica Biel and Megan fox for 12 hrs. Just tell me when and where and it's DONE!
 
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#21
I'd rather tie a 4 Ft. length of rope secured to the floor on one end and my scrotum @ the other then jump 4 Ft. 6 Inches into the air 25 times then crawl on all fours to a shearing table and be made give Coach Bruce Pearl a full body wax with one hand tied behind my back than cheer for freakin' Alabama......GO VOLS..........
 
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#22
I'd rather take a Sidney Crosby slap shot to the forehead.

I'd rather get beaned by a Tim Linecum fastball.....without a helmet.

I'd rather ride the rankest bull at the PRCA Finals in Las Vegas.

I'd rather total my Jeep.

I'd rather be tied to a chair, my eyes held open with duct tape, and put on stage at a Celine Dion concert.
 
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orangetaz said:
This was my arm after my car wreck July of 08 and id rather it happened to other arm then cheer for bama

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whats in your arm?


and id rather have burning herpes every minute of my life, for the rest of my life, while watching barney in a room full of poop, with every fight song of every other sec team playing consecutively in my ears. all while having the taste of burnt rubber and rotten cheese in my mouth....forever.
 
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vol_in_ga said:
whats in your arm?


and id rather have burning herpes every minute of my life, for the rest of my life, while watching barney in a room full of poop, with every fight song of every other sec team playing consecutively in my ears. all while having the taste of burnt rubber and rotten cheese in my mouth....forever.
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i had to go to 4 emergency rooms before i found a surgeon who took my ins.that was 2nd i went to,and that metal thing was part of a sling i had on.
 
#25
#25
I would rather have sportscenter do a full report (with highlights) EVERY singlie time I had a bowel movement.
 
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