What would you do if...

[DD4ME]

We entered the LSU game for the OT rematch undefeated, ranked and in the driver's seat for the east? I know, I know lollipops and rainbows and purple unicorns but hypothetically what would you do? Shave your head, bite the head off a cod, get a brazilian wax by a Russian named Vlad? In case there is chance we should put some bets out there.
I've had a beard or goatee for 10+ years and I'll agree to shave it off until CFB is over for the vols.

 

[PMC2726]

We entered the LSU game for the OT rematch undefeated, ranked and in the driver's seat for the east? I know, I know lollipops and rainbows and purple unicorns but hypothetically what would you do? Shave your head, bite the head off a cod, get a brazilian wax by a Russian named Vlad? In case there is chance we should put some bets out there.
I've had a beard or goatee for 10+ years and I'll agree to shave it off until CFB is over for the vols.

I'll watch the game and pray it doesn't end like '10. Maybe get a little crazy and tivo it.

 

[MikeHamiltonFan]

I would make a giant cauldron of etoufee, stir it with a boat paddle and tailgate with that and hurricanes wearing my big Orange and ready to reverse the curse of 2001.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

If that scenario happens i will go on the record and say like my hero Scotty Hopson like form. " I will become the greatest Fan in the history of this conference." lol I don't know seriously what I would do but hope to find ourselves in that situation to figure it out.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

I'd wear a Tennessee shirt -- correct shade of orange -- to work here in Baton Rouge.

 

[Vols4us]

I'd wear a Tennessee shirt -- correct shade of orange -- to work here in Baton Rouge.

Now that is what I call a real man!

 

[orangebloodgmc]

:rock::loco:epper::machgun:

 

[OrangeVol79]

I would need nitroglycerin

 

[pasadenavol]

I'll drive to over to USC at 3am and hang a UT flag over the front door of the athletic department and a poster that says "Dooley > Kiffin... Thanks USC!!!"

 

[Chaney'sBowlcut]

Your son was at home? Crying all alone on the bedroom floor...

Dang I was really hoping for a City High thread
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[DD4ME]

I'll drive to over to USC at 3am and hang a UT flag over the front door of the athletic department and a poster that says "Dooley > Kiffin... Thanks USC!!!"

When we make it to candy MTN then we expect to see pics.
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[VolGraduate]

Your son was at home? Crying all alone on the bedroom floor...

Dang I was really hoping for a City High thread
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One of those guys was on intervention. Awesome comment by the way
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[HLH91govols]

we could be favored in such a situation. I'm thinking lsu will lose to oregon first game of the season. I cannot describe how insanely awesome that game would be if we came in undefeated and favored!

 

[WoodsmanVol]

We entered the LSU game for the OT rematch undefeated, ranked and in the driver's seat for the east? I know, I know lollipops and rainbows and purple unicorns but hypothetically what would you do? Shave your head, bite the head off a cod, get a brazilian wax by a Russian named Vlad? In case there is chance we should put some bets out there.
I've had a beard or goatee for 10+ years and I'll agree to shave it off until CFB is over for the vols.

Pull out the voodoo doll I got from Bourbon Street and put the hocus pocus on Les Miles, the referees, and LSU players to make sure no bad juju hits our Vols as I chant: KARMA, KARMA, KA, KA.

 

[justingroves]

I'd hope Les Miles doesn't stumble ass backwards into another win

 

[rekinhavoc]

I would start the Knuck Su Cow chant for Dooley with a slow clap.

 

[Ericvol2096]

I will wear a Tennessee Orange one of these to the game...and hopefully bring the ladies along with me.

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

If that happens and if we beat LSU, I will go to the Bama game the next week and take a dump on Bear Bryants statue...or on the 50 yard line during halftime. Reader's choice.

 

[glhal2814]

If that happens and if we beat LSU, I will go to the Bama game the next week and take a dump on Bear Bryants statue...or on the 50 yard line during halftime. Reader's choice.

I am against any bet / challenge / guantlet that involves defecating in public.

 

[DD4ME]

I will wear a Tennessee Orange one of these to the game...and hopefully bring the ladies along with me.

Definately don't need pics just the arrest record for documentation.
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[DD4ME]

If that happens and if we beat LSU, I will go to the Bama game the next week and take a dump on Bear Bryants statue...or on the 50 yard line during halftime. Reader's choice.

Streaking the field with V,B painted on your backside would likely be more popular and get you less jail time.
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[General Jack]

I'd say.... Tennessee is back... V,B.

 

[TTownVOL90]

I'll drive to over to USC at 3am and hang a UT flag over the front door of the athletic department and a poster that says "Dooley > Kiffin... Thanks USC!!!"

What? You should have done that over a year ago.

 

[lylsmorr]

Your son was at home? Crying all alone on the bedroom floor...

Dang I was really hoping for a City High thread
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Wow, old song.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

If we enter that game undefeated with THIS team I will be so elated that I almost wouldn't care what the outcome would be......ALMOST!