What would you do if.....

#326
#326
Fire my psychiatrist in an overwhelming wash of relieved realization that, finally, after all these years, I don't have to wonder any more- Yes, she definitely WAS faking it.


WWYDI if you found out, thanks to a form letter in your safety deposit box, that your spouse had been trying to break into the porn industry for years, but was generally considered "pedestrian in their approach, possibly due to limited meaningful experience"?
 
#329
#329
Have a drink and thank the family that took me in and raised me like one of their own.

WWYDI Your significant other drunkenly begged you to sing karaoke at her family reunion....with her fathers' gun rack in full view.
 
#336
#336
Be a even bigger fan of high school sports

WWYDI you had to choose between a $5,000 or a nite of passion with Jessica Simpson?
 
#337
#337
Call me crazy, but give me the $5,000.

WWYDI a meteor was going to destroy the earth in 24 hours.
 
#338
#338
I'd bang as many females as i could the first 20 hours, and the last 4 repent

WWYDI you were on a date w/ a hot female and a guy robbed you and you had to choose if u would live or the girl, would u die for a girl u only had one date and no poon
 
#339
#339
Vol Mania 21 said:
I'd bang as many females as i could the first 20 hours, and the last 4 repent

WWYDI you were on a date w/ a hot female and a guy robbed you and you had to choose if u would live or the girl, would u die for a girl u only had one date and no poon
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I'd die. What kind of :shaking2: hole would allow someone to kill a female. That would be the cowardly thing to do.

WWYDI you had to either pour salt in your eyes or put toothpicks under you toe nails and kick a soccer ball.
 
#340
#340
I'll take the toothpicks and kick the ball with my heel..lol


WWYDI you knew your best friend was a child molester?
 
#341
#341
Cut their balls off.

WWYDI your place of employment blocked VN from the computers?
 
#343
#343
Try and figure out why in the hell I believe in all of that Scientology crap.

WWYDI you were forced to move to Iraq?
 
#344
#344
Find a nice secluded well vented cave....

WWYDI if you had to choose someone to die........

Your wife or your kid.............
 
#345
#345
Wow. That is hard for me to say because I am not married and I do not have kids. First of all I would try to get them to kill me, but if that wouldn't work I would say I would pick the wife, because I am sure that is what she would want you to do.

WWYDI you woke up as a dog?
 
#346
#346
I would continually lick myself........:dance2: :) :salute: :good!:

WWYDI your neighbor was playing music after midnight so loud you could hear it word for word in your bedroom.
 
#347
#347
Have one of the fine members of the KPD pay them a little visit.

WWYDI your wife ran off with your dad?
 
#349
#349
Sell them on Ebay and sit home and watch the UT game.

WWYDI you were forced to cheer for Alabama or cut off your right arm?
 
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