What would you do if.....

#252
#252
Rue the day.

WWYDI we were in the NC game versus Miami and the TV went off with three minutes to play in a tie game?
 
#253
#253
get in the car and book it to a friends house


WWYDI you knew of someone who is here illegally
 
#255
#255
Probably realize the grass is always greener

WWYDI you saw on CNN that a alien spacecraft had just landed and was attempting communication?
 
#256
#256
Flip to Fox News to see if it was really true. :whistling:

WWYDI you had the choice between a new car or a luxury box at Neyland Stadium for one year?
 
#257
#257
Luxury box at Neyland...i have a company car, so new, old, it don't matter.....

WWYDI you had to choose a luxury box to UT for one season or one ticket to the superbowl, and your team is in it?
 
#258
#258
Take the box . . .

WWYDI you saw a hitchhiker on the side of the interstate, and he was wearing a Volnation t-shirt?
 
#259
#259
Pull over and assist a brother in time of need

WWYDI....if you left the next Vols game after a huge win, then when you got to your car a number of fans from the losing opposition were sitting/leaning on your car?
 
#260
#260
Offer them a beer to drown their sorrow. Unless they were bammers then I'd tell them I saw a girl w/ all her teeth and watch them run to catch her.

WWYDI your wife was close to giving birth and you had tix to the Vols in the NC game vs. Duke?
 
#261
#261
After delaying the decision as long as possible, go make somebody's day and give them the tickets.

WWYDI . . . you had those same tickets except your wife had just given birth 2 days before the game?

 
#262
#262
i would go to the game dependin on how far away it was

WWYDI the only place you could post was a florida site
 
#263
#263
become the devils advocate for gator nation...hheheh


WWYDI your sittin at home alone, family's out...nothin on tv...nothin to do....and your dog strolls in the room and says....Hey buddy how bout them dawgs?!
 
#264
#264
Pour the rest of my Jagermeister down the sink and swear off drinking forever.

WWYDI you could communicate with your dog for a day?
 
#265
#265
tell him what a dumba$$ he is

WWYDI you lived wit a model for a month
 
#266
#266
Take a couple of polaroids, move to rural Alaska, and drink free on lies about them until I was so old it didn't matter whether anybody believed me....



WWYDI, while travelling in the Holy Land, a bush suddenly burst into flame beside you, and a voice burst out and said, "Hey, dude, *snort*, tell everybody I've changed my mind *snort... giggle* I could really use a ham & cheese sandwich "
 
#267
#267
Same as my answer above, I guess I'd quit drinking.

WWYDI you could talk directly with God, kinda like that dude in Book of Daniel?
 
#268
#268
tell him how much i love him, wait you can talk directly to god when you pray even though its throught the son its still direct

WWYDI you had to ride around on donkeys and hores all day like in the old days
 
#270
#270
na i ment ass and whores


i would kill myself

WWYDI you got made fun of for not being able to spell?(seriously guy im in school at DCHS you cant expect me to spell everything perfect lol)
 
#271
#271
Guess I'd take a spelling class.

WWYDI you found yourself in the middle of the desert without anything to eat or drink?
 
#273
#273
zap CPF and Wingate with a megadose of ambition, aggression, and adrenaline.

WWYDI you had just been 'volunteered' by the government via your ss number that you and 9 other americans were being traded to an alien species, kinda like a cultural trade and youd be gone for 10 years?
 
#274
#274
I guess I'd be going off to hang with some aliens for about ten years (might be a pretty cool gig).

WWYDI the guys with the big grey heads showed up at your door tonight?
 
#275
#275
Relax. It makes the anal probe hurt less.

What would you do if you found out the one you love is actually a Bama fan?
 
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