What would you do if.....

say wow maybe the paparotzi(you know waht I mean) might FINALLY get us a LIO pic.

WWYDI GAvol turned out to be Georgia's coach Richt?
 
Invest in sea farming futures

WWYDI you discovered the poster before you was scared to answer questions about Mark Richt?
 
(dan4vols @ Jan 20 said:
WWYDI GAvol turned out to be Georgia's coach Richt?
Get him to give CPF a call and give him a few pointers on offense.

WWYDI you found out that somebody on the Volnation was really Peyton Manning.
 
Start a ''fire the colts o-lone coach thread''

What would you do if LIO was Pat Summitt?
 
Start PMing her for tickets.

WWYDI . . . you found out that Dan4Vols was really Dan Marino?
 
Complain that it should have been Arian Foster since he rushed for 1,800 yards and his team won the SEC.

WWYDI you had the choice of receiving $100,000 cash or being a 5 star Senior High school QB?
 
Be a star recruit and go to the "U" where they would pay me $100,000 to be a Cane..lol

WWYDI Vol Nation never existed?
 
Be young again.

And, probably, the subject of a host of restraining orders.


WWYDI John Waters discovered the Fountain of Youth, and was only sharing it with people willing to spend eternity as hermaphroditic pygmies?



 
Realize that growing old is't so bad

WWYDI The CIA sent some men to tell you that you were being drafted to be sent to the middle east to posed as a businessman to eliminate a high profile figure, and told if you told anyone your entire family would be eliminated?
 
Try out my Peter Sellers impersonation skills since 1. obviously they don't know I'm something on an idiot already but can't help but learn when they look into it; and, 2. that's my best hope for foiling them without it being obvious- though theres that ugly chance they might still kill my family in the name of the gene pool.........


WWYDI the fast food industry finally realized what side their bread was buttered on and organized to push for the legalization of pot?
 
I wouldn't be too happy.

WWYDI you found out you could go anywhere you wanted for a week's vacation?
 
Convince God that the all-white silk & clouds thing wasn't retro it was dated & lame- practically disco- and, besides his whole "absentee owner" schtick with the Earth wasn't working so he needed to move out and take up residence back there again anyway before it all went to hell.


WWYDI Castro (& the Cuban people in a fair election) agreed to turn over the governance of Cuba over to U.N., but only if the U.S. gave up its occupation (and bases) on Grenada and Panama, its base on Cuba, and grant Puerto Rico full independance?
 
I'd take one game at a time.

WWYDI you could make the decision whether to go after Jimmy Clausen or not?
 
Probably not miss a bit of sleep because I rarely ever watch pro sports, with the occasional exception of baseball.

WWYDI the price of college football game tickets doubled?
 
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