Convince God that the all-white silk & clouds thing wasn't retro it was dated & lame- practically disco- and, besides his whole "absentee owner" schtick with the Earth wasn't working so he needed to move out and take up residence back there again anyway before it all went to hell.
WWYDI Castro (& the Cuban people in a fair election) agreed to turn over the governance of Cuba over to U.N., but only if the U.S. gave up its occupation (and bases) on Grenada and Panama, its base on Cuba, and grant Puerto Rico full independance?