What would you do if.....

[MemphisVol]

Point out that I was happy to go, but that just because I was from TN didn't mean I was comfortable living in a limited inbred genepool where everybody I was living with was having sex with everybody else.....




WWYDI you could have 1 super power

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Choose to be invisible so I could go anywhere I wanted undetected.

WWYDI you were elected President of the United States?

 

[VOLracerx]

Put a HUGE embargo on Chinese goods


WWYDI you were a member of the opposite sex??

 

[MemphisVol]

Confuse myself

repeatedly

at length




WWYDI you were offered the chance to be Ivana Trump for a day?

 

[surrealvol]

Spend as much money as I could get my hands on.

WWYDI you had to leave America?

 

[orange4ever]

Go into hiding

WWYDI everything you said, just the opposite happened?

 

[surrealvol]

Say, "I just don't want any money!"

WWYDI you won season tickets to Gator football games?

 

[orange4ever]

Sell them

WWYDI I offered them to you?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Say thanx but no thanx

WWYDI the Vols played their home games next year in Gainesville?

 

[VOLZZ]

Take the grey-hound..


WWYDI if SPURRIER replaced Fulmer

 

[VOLracerx]

Dust off my UT visor....

WWYDI the BasketVOLS win the SEC???

 

[orange4ever]

Say a Thank You prayer.

WWYDI the BasketVols make it to the elite eight?

 

[dan4vols]

be justified in my opinion that these kids ain't skeered

WWYDI The US invades Iran like we did Iraq?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

It will not have to come to that because of Israel.

WWYDI you had to choose a branch of the military to serve in?

 

[dan4vols]

Navy...good groceries...sail the oceans of the world.

WWYDI your pet out of the blue spoke to you?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I would ask poor Perry what he has been through. *Perry is our male Treeing Walker Coonhound who was abused for 3-4 years of his life.*

WWYDI you were able to fly a plane, where you would go?

 

[orange4ever]

Alaska, always wanted to go there.

WWYDI you could change places with someone for a day?

 

[Mr. Rockytop]

stop buying sunscreen

WWYDI .... if Vandy beat us?

Well actually this one is not funny because it happened and I almost went postal on the entire city of Memphis !

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Alaska, always wanted to go there.

WWYDI you could change places with someone for a day?

Change places with Danica's new husband :dance2:

WWYDI you alone got to pick the President in 2008? Who would it be?

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I would chose Larry The Cable Guy..lol...he knows about as much as the so called politicans and everyone would actualy watch his speaches!


WWYDI if you was given the chance to have any job for one day? What would it be?

 

[dan4vols]

News Anchor for CBS evening news...the Dan spin would be.....entertaining

WWYDI CPF announced the day b4 the Cal game after weeks of closed practices the Vols would run the wishbone offense?

 

[surrealvol]

Hire Darryl Royal as an advisor on the offensive scheme.

WWYDI CPF showed up for the first game against Cal weighing in at 225 pounds?

 

[MemphisVol]

Change my position on federally funded combat pay for liposuction nurses


WWYDI W and every member of Congress was suddenly afflicted with the 24 hour truth disease from "Liar Liar" and you were given full access and a t.v. camera?

 

[surrealvol]

Get the tapes ready.

WWYDI milo changed his mind and came to U.T.?

 

[MemphisVol]

Remind him that just because the giant duck feet are orange, they won't work on Vol women like they did those Beaver girls.


WWYDI LIO finally broke down and ran away to Reno with Aiuremma?