What Would You Do If You Saw Kiffin?

[Other_Guy]

Thx 4 all dem championship trophies coach!
or
FREEZE! Dont move! Im taking your wife hostage! :dance2:

 

[VOL FAN]

Look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a&$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[AllVols]

Look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a&$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where's the Tylenol?

Yea, but would you have to take a breath somewhere in there before you finished that?

 

[SmokeyHowls]

well since theres alot of hate for that man X,i was just wondering what would you do/say if you saw lane kiffin in person?

ENOUGH WITH KIFFIN. If you love the prick so much then move to LA and become a USC fan. It's Over. TENNESSEE is bigger the little kiff. :banghead2::bash::shaking2::censored::finger3:

 

[hmanvolfan]

:question: :idea: TWIST HIS NIPPLES OFF WITH A RUSTY PAIR OF VICE GRIPS, THEN THROW HIM INTO THE NEAREST FIRE ANT BED......:devilsmoke:

Nice. lol:

 

[VOL FAN]

Yea, but would you have to take a breath somewhere in there before you finished that?

Shouldn't, Clark Giswold got it out in one breath.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

I've got an autographed Tennessee football that I got from him about 2 weeks before he skipped town.. I have no use for it...

me too. Ive got his and monte's signatures on a tennessee football, they signed over Christmas. And a Koozie that says "To Jake, GO VOLS! Lane Kiffin", and a mini football with his signature.

I dont know what to do with them... hopefully they will be worth some money just because he was only here for a year.

 

[Volfootball55]

Give him the finger, and hope he wants to fight

 

[BookVol]

Shouldn't, Clark Giswold got it out in one breath.

Well played.

 

[AllVols]

Shouldn't, Clark Giswold got it out in one breath.

Haha, but you're not Clark....Great movie. :rock:

 

[TENNESSEESLIM]

F!!!! You Lane , you POS!!!! as loud as I could then yell V,B

 

[Billy Antrim]

Depends. If I happened to be carrying a lemon creme pie at the time, oh the temptation!

 

[yont sum iss?]

well since theres alot of hate for that man X,i was just wondering what would you do/say if you saw lane kiffin in person?

Get arrested.

 

[clevelandvolfan]

Nothing,Absolutly nothing. Because He is not worth saying anything to. Shake my head and walk right on by.

 

[raherndon]

Ask him if he has any naked pictures of his wife.


If not would he like one............

 

[coachjkb]

Kick him right square in his microscopic nutz!

 

[VolsRule]

Ask if I could date his wife while he is out with USC coeds.

 

[PowerT83]

Ask him why he didn't run two more plays before kicking the field goal against Alabama.

 

[samdavol]

Ask his daddy if he could come out and play....

 

[Pooods]

"I did your wife back in September, and she said I was better!"

 

[rockytophigh]

I would sucker punch him in the sack like in Adventureland.

 

[mgu7]

I'd do King's 17 hit combo from Tekken. here is a simulation vid from Tekken:
YouTube - Tekken 6 BR King Combo

YouTube - Tekken 3 - King Multi-throw

 

[bluetick2]

I got an autographed football for my son with Eric Berry and Lane Kiffin. One of the all time greats. And the biggest goat of all time. Dont know what to do with it.

 

[goidtman]

I would say Hi and tell him to look in the mirror to see a freakin snake!

 

[VolNJapan]

Drop kick him in the junk.....from the Top Rope!