What Would You Do(A Grandma Problem)

#27
#27
I was going to say build a stone altar and offer the kid as a sacrifice to the stone Bohemian owl in California. But then after reading posts here, I defer to wiser heads.
 
#28
#28
It sounds kind of gross. That is like putting your toenail on a keychain. But anyway, why don't you just put your spare keys that you don't use everyday on it. I got an extra key to everything hanging up next to my desk.
 
#30
#30
vols-1 said:
It sounds kind of gross. That is like putting your toenail on a keychain. But anyway, why don't you just put your spare keys that you don't use everyday on it. I got an extra key to everything hanging up next to my desk.
Click to expand...

That's a mental image I didn't need.
 
#31
#31
Put it on your chain, and tell people it's your butt-scratcher.

butt%20scratcher.jpg
 
#32
#32
Tell anyone inquiring, that its what happened to the last gator you come across that tried to do the gator chomp in your face. You simply keep it as a reminder of how angry you never want to get again
 
#34
#34
Put the dang keychain on your keys. Family > sports.

Just don't let any Vol fans see your keychain or your true fandom will be questioned.
 
#41
#41
USCGVOL said:
put the dang thing on your chain. Cross it out or something. Your grand-daughter is way more important!
Click to expand...

AGREE ! it will be something you will always remember & laugh about, six months from now she will have forgotten about it and you can through it away. :hi:
 
#42
#42
Sounds like she needs a good whoopin!!! at 8 she should know better....:D
 
#43
#43
You could probably put the keychain on your set of keys, then when someone mentions it, you say, "My granddaughter gave it to me. My love her for supercedes my anger for the University of Florida"
 
#44
#44
Paint orange and white with a big 98 on it and tell everyone it is the one that we killed on the way to a national championship.
 
#45
#45
if my mother, father, sister, any family member bought me gator stuff i would NOT wear it. yeah, family first, but i mean come on let's have some sense!
 
#46
#46
pureorange25 said:
if my mother, father, sister, any family member bought me gator stuff i would NOT wear it. yeah, family first, but i mean come on let's have some sense!
Click to expand...

It's not the same when a granddaughter purchases it for you with her own money.
 
#48
#48
pureorange25 said:
just raise em as vols..problem is solved.
Click to expand...

she is not into sports,but I did tell her all teams have a big rival,and I said we have two.Florida,and Alabama.She thought the idea of rivals was stupid lol,but she said shed paint it orange for me.
 
#50
#50
Gee, I'm a Gator fan, but if it were my claw and I was a Vol fan, I would look at it as a dead gator--foe vanquished, problem solved.
 
Last edited:
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.
Advertisement



Back
Top