What NOT to say at Neyland Stadium...(merged)

[BigOrange-Dozer]

pardon me , do you have any Grey Poupon

 

[Volingatorland]

So who's doing the halftime show?

 

[rmsmith]

Who's playing today?

 

[Volingatorland]

"Hit a home run!!!"

 

[ridethelightening]

GET-HIMMM!!

Every time I hear a woman yell that I want to rip my ears off. Mainly because its usually the other team breaking a long run on us so I'm already pissed, but that's not the point.

 

[Business]

Is that another word for "taint"?

Yes.

 

[mcallstar25]

Add "SACK HIM" had a girl behind me last year yell it even when we were on offense

 

[BigOrange-Dozer]

Bob Kessling's the best radio anouncer ever:no:

 

[allvol123]

Your wife is kinda hot but I am pretty drunk.

 

[Volingatorland]

Add "SACK HIM" had a girl behind me last year yell it even when we were on offense

That reminds me of the girls at the Memphis-UT bball game last year yelling "SHOOT!" every 4 seconds.

 

[CountVolcula]

"Wheres the statue of Bear Bryant located?"

 

[BigOrange-Dozer]

Now running out onto the field, The Alabama crimsion tide and their new head coach Phil Fulmer:w00t::bammer:

 

[vol11]

"I hate NASCAR", "I wish they would outlaw guns", "there sure are a lot of red necks here", "Calhouns is the best resturant in town", "who the heck is Smoky?"

 

[1allvol]

"Man, the cost for parking here is really reasonable."

"Does the Coke guy ever come up this high?"

"I'll be back in a minute, Im gonna go drop the kids off at the pool"

"So you wanna leave at half-time?"

"I really didnt mind the drunk guy behind me screaming obsceneties during the whole game and puking down the back of my shirt."

"Hotdogs! Ill take two!"

"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry, oops, excuse me, thanks, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, sorry, excuse me, excuse me,pardon me, sorry, excuse me, gotta go sorry, excuse me, thanks, excuse me...."

"I wish more Bama fans wouldve made it to the game today"

"Do you ever wonder 'what if 'when that planes flying around up there?"

"Man, why couldn't I had been a male cheerleader"

 

[Undercovervols]

SO, How bout them Braves...Ya see Bobbby get thrown out the other night?

 

[GERALD JONES 4 HEISMAN]

is this where they play basketball too?

 

[Undercovervols]

Oh wait, what not to say, my bad. Gaffney caught it, it was a catch.

 

[smowkee]

Hey man, those are some great looking jorts. Where did you get them?

 

[Big Orange Rock]

Because the OP asked for family humor, I'm torn. But....

When you don't have time to wait in line, what two words clear out the men's room faster than any other?

Nice D@#k.

lol:

 

[trbonevol]

"SEC officiating is great, but it was better when Bobby Gaston was in charge."

 

[Big Orange Rock]

" Give me K...I....F....F....E....N what does it spell? Kiffen "

 

[VolsRule]

Can I have your phone number? (to a hot chick near you, when her boyfriend hears you)

 

[orangeblooded2]

A certain spirit of feminizations underlies the whole concept of the stadium.






I don't think this stadium is architecturally successful or sends the right message.




You asked.

 

[Trus15]

I'm sure they did, he ate them out of business.

Doesn't that kinda contradict itself?

 

[sickemsmokey10]

"Yeah, the line to the restroom isn't long at all."