What NOT to say at Neyland Stadium...(merged)

[K Zed]

Okay, this is my first topic, so if I screw this up: sorry.

I like funny topics. And since we have a LOT of time to kill before football season starts again, lets have some fun! Post the unwriten rules you must follow at a UT home game. Like, don't say:

"Where's RockyTop?"
"Who's Peyton Manning?"
"I like the Gators."

That's just a few for starters. Or, think of a story to explain WHY you must never do/say anything like that at a game. Just one rule I ask you to follow please:

Please keep things apropriate. You are the judge on what you post. I really don't want any swearing or rude humor please!

-K Zed

 

[wounded mullet]

"Hi my name is Seth Regan"

 

[vtvol98]

"It's all about the band."
"Is Smokey a beagle?"
"I can't believe how reasonable these concession prices are!"

 

[westtnvol]

Things to never say.......

Jon Crompton is better than Peyton.
Eric Berry should be benched.
Monte Kiffin is terrible, can we get a new DC in here.
That Dave Clawson was a keeper, I think he should have been hired as HC.

 

[rescuevol]

Rod Wilks sure is slow!

 

[Volingatorland]

"I love Timmy"

 

[Volingatorland]

"It's all about the band."
"Is Smokey a beagle?"
"I can't believe how reasonable these concession prices are!"

I've come close to saying that. My words I think were "Watching the band is just as good as watching the football."

 

[TennGentry]

"Where is Kelly Washington's retired jersey?"

 

[vtvol98]

I've come close to saying that. My words I think were "Watching the band is just as good as watching the football."

I kept repeating it leaving Neyland twice last year. I didn't make me feel any better but it got a few laughs from the throng.

 

[volmanbill]

Because the OP asked for family humor, I'm torn. But....

When you don't have time to wait in line, what two words clear out the men's room faster than any other?

Nice D@#k.

 

[vtvol98]

"Ya know, if they shave another couple of inches off of these seats I bet we could get another 5000 fans in here!"

 

[Volingatorland]

I kept repeating it leaving Neyland twice last year. I didn't make me feel any better but it got a few laughs from the throng.

Only thing is, I'm actually serious. I like the band just as much.

 

[vtvol98]

Because the OP asked for family humor, I'm torn. But....

When you don't have time to wait in line, what two words clear out the men's room faster than any other?

Nice D@#k.

:lolabove:

 

[Volingatorland]

From personal experience: "Daw and Avon are sitting in my Row" (that did not turn out well.... that row felt like it had 15 extra people in it.

 

[vtvol98]

"Coach Fulmer sure has lost some weight this year. He looks a lot younger, too."

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Where's the film room?

 

[Volingatorland]

"Wow, these boys have been working like heck."

 

[K Zed]

Roll tide!

 

[hohenfelsvol]

What's the T for on your shirt? Texas?

 

[General Jack]

Roll tide.

 

[Volingatorland]

"These mini bottles are really chaffing my ankles" (Actual experience from my first Vols game, fortunately my dad and I had killed most of them before I got forced to trash the rest)

 

[General Jack]

Roll tide!

ha, beat me to it...

 

[volmanbill]

Two bits...four bits.....

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Where are the smoke generators?

 

[Lofton Jr.]

Charles Woodson