Danl
Absinthe Minded
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If I don't watch porn on gameday, the Vols lose.
I'll post a pornhub link to some Tessa Fowler tomorrow morning for ya!...
As for myself, if we are winning at halftime (and provided I'm at home) I will drink 2 Miller Lite bottles. If we are behind or tied, I drink a shot of Jagermeister with a splash of Red Bull. This strategy dates back to 1998 with decidedly mixed results both for the Vols and my liver.
Me? If the Vols are LOSING, then Iwill watch to the bitter end. But if they go up (preferably good and up ) , I will turn the tv to something like Dangerous catch or some other bulls$@&" and flip back and forth between downs.
If I'm sitting a certain way on the couch and we start sucking I will change positions somehow thinking it may affect the game. And if I'm sitting a certain way and we get a string of good plays I will sit in the same position until we score or until a bad play happens
Me? If the Vols are LOSING, then Iwill watch to the bitter end. But if they go up (preferably good and up ) , I will turn the tv to something like Dangerous catch or some other bulls$@&" and flip back and forth between downs.
It seems like when I go out my way to show pride, we lose. So I no longer display my degree in my office. I no longer wear my block T tie. I do still wear my two Invicta watches (one with a rose/Orange dial and one with an Orange leather band. Oh, and I still display my UT shower curtain which ended being a talking point to a potential buyer when I sold my house. :lolabove:
One more thing. My birthday is Sep 18th. We used to always play UF on or near my birthday so naturally I thought I was bringing the team bad luck on my b-day. Now I believe we lose to UF no matter what the circumstance is.