VolDave53
Life is Good, Just Look Around ~ Matt Prater
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Characteristics of a great football player? On defense, in a word, MEAN!
So Mean that:
1. If you kicked him in the heart, your toes would break
2. You cannot ever warm up to him, even if you were cremated together
3. He would throw a drowning man both ends o the rope
4. He tells kids that the Easter bunny got run over by a car
5. He never hits a man while he is down. . . he kicks him
6. He sends get well cards to hypochondriacs
7. He would put tacks in the electric chair just for grins
8. Only grave diggers would enjoy working for him
In other words: Al Wilson!!@
So Mean that:
1. If you kicked him in the heart, your toes would break
2. You cannot ever warm up to him, even if you were cremated together
3. He would throw a drowning man both ends o the rope
4. He tells kids that the Easter bunny got run over by a car
5. He never hits a man while he is down. . . he kicks him
6. He sends get well cards to hypochondriacs
7. He would put tacks in the electric chair just for grins
8. Only grave diggers would enjoy working for him
In other words: Al Wilson!!@