What I'm hearing here in Mordor

#52
#52
I'm not sure if this can be considered cheating again but the big story I've been hearing this that Saban told Cody twice that Lincoln was actually kicking a chocolate football in order to facilitate a rush.

"They said there was just a mixup the first time. The second time when I saw that again the ball had no gold foil on it I knew I'd been tricked. I was thinking about quitting the team but the booster that pays my car note gave me a whole sack of chocolate footballs so I'm cool."
 
#54
#54
s1216 said:
I'm not sure if this can be considered cheating again but the big story I've been hearing this that Saban told Cody twice that Lincoln was actually kicking a chocolate football in order to facilitate a rush.

"They said there was just a mixup the first time. The second time when I saw that again the ball had no gold foil on it I knew I'd been tricked. I was thinking about quitting the team but the booster that pays my car note gave me a whole sack of chocolate footballs so I'm cool."
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I heard he told him it was Mini me and he went nuts and started yelling "Get in my belly! I want my babybackbabybackbabyback"
 
#55
#55
Vercingetorix said:
His dad didn't have anything to do with the fact that we were able to move the ball consistently for the entire second half on what was supposed to be the #1 defense in the country. With an OL full of walk-ons and a QB that most Vol fans were ready to ride out on a rail three weeks ago.

Monte's a great defensive coach, obviously, but it seems pretty clear that his kid can coach a little offense.
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Saturday was the most yardage Bama's given up all year.
 
#56
#56
"What I'm hearing here in Mordor "

When I read your opening line, I about dropped my coffee cup laughing. Gets my vote for the best thread line name of the year. Still laughing!
 
#57
#57
showdogvol said:
"What I'm hearing here in Mordor "

When I read your opening line, I about dropped my coffee cup laughing. Gets my vote for the best thread line name of the year. Still laughing!
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Check out page 3 for a few posts elaborating on the title! Funny stuff!
 
#60
#60
What was really ridiculous to me was all those Bama fans chanting about how they "beat the hell out of us" when, with 4 seconds to go in the game, you couldn't have dragged a greased banjo string out of a single one of their collective fat rear ends if you used a pair of vise-grips..... They'll get theirs next year, and I really hope that fat twat that was wearing the "You can't spell slut without UT" shows up. May she have to pay for two seats to accomodate her corpulent hindquarters....
 
#61
#61
bluetickhound16 said:
What was really ridiculous to me was all those Bama fans chanting about how they "beat the hell out of us" when, with 4 seconds to go in the game, you couldn't have dragged a greased banjo string out of a single one of their collective fat rear ends if you used a pair of vise-grips..... They'll get theirs next year, and I really hope that fat twat that was wearing the "You can't spell slut without UT" shows up. May she have to pay for two seats to accomodate her corpulent hindquarters....
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This just in: Nick Saban became the proud owner of roughly ~16 diamonds that were pulled from his buttocks moments after the conclusion of the game. The question: what were coals doing up there to begin with? Saban reportedly felt tired before the game and required immediate stimulation. The coals were the answer.
 
#62
#62
I could have sworn I heard this at the end of the game:

Rammer Jammer
I'm a stupid Bammer
Somebody needs to Beat the Hell out of Me
 
#63
#63
There is a group on Facebook called "Terrance Cody saved my life on 10/24/09".

I think the people that would have committed suicide over a football game need to be lobotomized.
 
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