What if UT sacrificed a chicken at halftime

#77
#77
Bob Kesling: [before the MTSU game] Timmy, anything to add?
Tim Priest: Ummm... no.
Bob Kesling: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
 
#83
#83
Can we get Willy Mays Hayes to play corner? Set of gloves for every pick?
 
#84
#84
Wilcox: Linebackers, they are sick. They can not hit a running back. receivers they hit very much. Good running backs, the linebackers and tackles are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from our defense. I offer him cigar and rum. He will come.
Chaney: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Lance: Sh*t, Jim! [leaves]
Wilcox: Ah, [Jesus]. I like him very much, but he no help with tackling running backs, or apparently blocking for them.
Chaney: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't stop a running back?
Dooley: Let's not start a holy war now.
 
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#86
#86
Kesling (early in the season): Bray comes to the line, who is now leading the conferene in every offensive category, including neck beard.
 
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#87
#87
Chaney: Simm's been looking good out there today

Dooley: Don't worry, he'll blow it.

And to AJeray, born after 1990 and love the movie.
 
#88
#88
Dooley: Its either an ACL thing! or a mental thing! or a young team thing! or a heart attack!

Matt Simms: Who used heart attack?

Dooley: Me (falls to ground clinching chest)

might be my favorite part of that movie haha
 
#89
#89
Alright team if we win this week thats one win, if we win next week thats two wins, we win the next week its called a winning streak...it has happened before
 
#93
#93
What Would Popcorn Sutton Do?......Jobu would be no match for him.

...and someone should make that bracelet....

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#96
#96
The Vols do need to sacrifice a chicken at halftime (make that a live rooster for added bonus), need something for jammed eyelids, and most importantly we need to find a good wedding gift for Millie and Jimmy.
 
#97
#97
_vol said:
The Vols do need to sacrifice a chicken at halftime (make that a live rooster for added bonus), need something for jammed eyelids, and most importantly we need to find a good wedding gift for Millie and Jimmy.
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I'm familiar with Millie,,,but who the hell is this Jimmy guy?
 
#99
#99
voldurham said:
Given our predicament, I don't think a chicken is going to cut it. We'll have to throw in three vestal virgins and six first-born children. And if that doesn't work we'll have to go all-out and sacrifice Dooley's hair and Rod Wilk's left nut.
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I'll throw in my first born only if you promise not to bring him back. Sacrifice vestal virgins? Not if I can help it slightly deflowered maybe.
 
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