What happened today

[volsrock09]

Congrats....now you need to emphasis to your new bride that fall Saturdays are for UT football. Missing a game due to your wedding is legit but from now on Saturdays in the fall rules are: no garage sales, no shopping, wife to do list up to 30 min prior to kickoff, vaca only with tv/streaming available, great time for wife to set up girls trip, girls lunch/dinner, girls shopping.

Right. My wife's birthday was the day of the WV game and I told her straight up that we can celebrate before or after, but come game time I'll be in front of the TV. Luckily, she knows how serious Saturdays are and never asks me to do anything. She has learned after 6 years.

 

[KeyVol14]

fyp

That’s not funny at all

 

[KeyVol14]

Thanks everyone for the congrats! We actually scheduled the wedding around the Florida game if there is any silver lining. Off to the honeymoon now. Go vols!

 

[Vol_is_Lyfe18]

Well... We didn't last year... And I suited up neither years.

Thank you for proving my point

 

[NEVolFan]

NEWSPAPER REPORT: we won 24 to 0. First shutout in 3 yrs. They had 134 yds TOTAL offense. They crossed the 50 yard line 2 times. Offense inside of 20 yd line 2 other times.
VOLNATION REPORT: we lost 62 to 0. Haven't even seen the end zone with a pair of binoculars. our 10 possessions 5 fumbles and 5 ints 22 penalties for 212 yards left us 1 total yard offense. 9 straight losses this year to go with the 12 next year TN is starting 21 game losing streak.
This is written in fun but sometimes that's what it sounds like on here.

You likely just wrote the Bama post game report (VN version).

 

[volfannbama]

Just got married and the first thing you do is check in on the Vols instead of doing “honeymoon things”

Something wrong with that? Lol

 

[orangebloodgmc]

Sorry guys I was at my wedding getting married so could someone give me a spark note version of the game against UTEP today?

Who scheduled dat????