People that have a hard time spelling the word douchebag.
In all seriousness though, pretty much anything to do with the buying and redeeming of lottery tickets when there is a long line at the gas station. These fools will come in with twenty or so tickets they need to have run through the machine. They then proceed to spend the next few minutes cherry picking which scratch-off tickets they want to throw their winnings away on. After which they stand at the counter scratching off their tickets and repeating the previous process until they have lost all the money they won in the first place.
truck drivers!
nothing makes me angry like an idiot truck driver doing the speed limit in the left lane with a mile of traffic behind them!
At work I deal with about 250 truck drivers a night. Upon arrival it starts with em getting out of their truck showing about 4-6 inches of butt crack zipping up their pants(not kidding). They usually are putting shoes on as well. They all get free shower vouchers when they fuel up but apparently it's too much trouble, the BO can be nauseating. The come up to my puter desk, collapse across it like I'm a barkeep gushing out halitosis with every audible exhale, hair stickin straight up, wife beater tee shirt on with several stains...lookin like they just walked outta the drunk tank. They hand me a bill of lading that looks like a used napkin and glare at you like a serial killer while you enter the PO info. Then the worst happens...they ask can I use your bathroom!![]()
idiots who won't turn their headlights on when driving in the rain.
idiots who never learned how to merge into freeway traffic.
idiots reading a book or newspaper while driving.
idiots who don't realize that the bright blue light on their dash means they're driving with their high beams on.
idiots who rest their left foot on their brake pedal, thus driving 80mph with their brake lights on
idiots who'll wait until the last minute to tell the cashier they want a carton of cigarettes, especially if the cashier is underage and can't ring up a cigarettes purchase.
being seated in a restaurant and waiting longer than 5 minutes before being acknowledged by the server and a drink order is placed.
I got to spend a night in jail and $1800 to prove my innocence just because an officer of the Sheriff's department went on his gut feeling rather than what people told him. :realmad:The local cops, who have nothing better to do but pull over high schoolers because their taillights are out, and then upon seeing that the vehicle is registered in your dad's name, accuse you of stealing the car and spend 30 minutes running the VIN number on the car to confirm if it is stolen or not. Then, a few years later cops from the same police force telling a girl with no license, registration, or insurance that even though she had just run my friend (who was sitting still at a red light on a motorcycle) over with her car, breaking both bones in his leg, that she could just go on home. Seemingly unbelieveable, but true.
