I want the Vols to come out angry and hungry, pissed off and well- prepared. I want to them to dominate the trenches. Blow the LDS so far off the line of scrimmage that it nears fulfillment qualifications for their two year mission. I want our new qb, Shrout or Maurer, to play with confidence, hit receivers in stride and make sure the cameramen have to work hard tracking down our all playmakers as they race towards cheggarboards. Make the cameramen's wrist sore. Give em carpal tunnel For God's sake. Not only does the other team get a bye when they play us, the cameramen get the graviest of days when we play. The ball snaps, slow zoom in on guarantano laying in the ground. No panning or wide shots necessary. Make them work, dammit. Make them think it's Blair witch project, or the epic Babylonia crane shot from DW Griffiths's "Intolerance". Epic sweeping panoramic glory, by God.
I wanna see an epic saga. Dammit.
But since none of this will ever, ever happen. I picked option 2. Lose to BYU.
The way I see it, theres only really two real options....it's the crushing loss or a typically lazy discombobulated clueless play until we eke out an uninspiring victory over what should be an overmatched team.
Seen enough of those... just give me the L, the embarrassment, and let's get it all over with. Its more entertaining that way, to be honest. Let's give SEC Shorts more low hanging fruit.
Bonus points...inevitably and at the very least I'll get to see more of Guarantano's patented Chaplin routine, and that always cracks me up. Good ole luckless Tramp.