What do you do if an opposing fan pelts...

#103
#103
Give the ball back and thump your chest and say, "hit me". "Come on Meat...hit me". "You can't do it...your already thinking about it".
 
#105
#105
VolGraduate said:
you in the face with a football while tailgating outside Neyland? I'm talking hard with a real football.

This happened before the Cal game a few years back to a friend of mine visiting from Boston. What are the odds? We took the ball and the dude got smart about it. Some girls broke it up and the Cal fans headed back to Berkley without their ball and a 0-1 record.

How would you and your friends handle this?
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Kick them in the balls and snatch their souls. Of course I'm friends with Rod, he's a fan of the scorched earth policy.
 
#114
#114
VolGraduate said:
you in the face with a football while tailgating outside Neyland? I'm talking hard with a real football.

This happened before the Cal game a few years back to a friend of mine visiting from Boston. What are the odds? We took the ball and the dude got smart about it. Some girls broke it up and the Cal fans headed back to Berkley without their ball and a 0-1 record.

How would you and your friends handle this?
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Oustanding topic for debate.

IMO, one of the greatest dilemmas facing civilized society today.

Approximately 5-6 times this year, I will be faced with this decision.

So many factors in the decision.

Kids or adults ? If children, then how young or old are they ?

Friendly rival, hated rival, fellow Gator ?

Drunk or sober?

Before or after game ?

Who was hit by the ball ? Where were they hit ? How hard ? Is Grandma pissed ?

Was any food or beverage harmed or soiled ? Was I soiled ?

What kind of ball ? Leather or plastic ? Tiny or regulation size ?

Too many questions.

My standard policy is to kick it under a car or throw it way over their heads, with many variations.

Obviously, I don't have the answer and need serious help/therapy/medication.
 
#115
#115
5012 said:
Of course you would have become ‘belligerent’ about it….of course….you as many if not all of the ‘personas’ I SEE on here are all about bravado and bluster, IE all talk…

Some more in tune with social science and or psychology would suggest that tack would be an effort to compensate for something …something small perhaps…very small indeed…
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SO, this is what Hat calls dimestore phychology. Cool, I actually had it used on me. Now I feel like a real VN member.:dance2::rock::good!::clapping: Oh yeah, by the way lighten up dude, or dudette,, or whatever the he!! you are or you ain't gonna last long up in here.
 
#116
#116
5012 said:
I was trying to use a word simple enough to not confuse anyone….let’s try ‘self assurance, better yet self confidence…that should up the comprehension to a reasonable level …
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is reelly doo apearshate yuz heppin uss stoopids maam ore sur ore waatere uze iz
 
#117
#117
Pull your pants down. Wipe you a$$ with the laces. Pass it back. (Don't use the laces). Problem solved. No violence necessary.
 
#118
#118
This is only going to be appropriate if College Game Day is there:

Pull your pants down. Pee on the football. Ask your friends to pee on the football. Throw at Kirk Herbstreit with as much velocity as you can muster. (A nerf football would work best).
 
#119
#119
azVolFan said:
This is only going to be appropriate if College Game Day is there:

Pull your pants down. Pee on the football. Ask your friends to pee on the football. Throw at Kirk Herbstreit with as much velocity as you can muster. (A nerf football would work best).
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I would pay to see that. I would pay double if it deflected and caught Corso upside the head.:)
 
#121
#121
Last year walking to the UCLA game a boozed up UCLA old dude (had to have been in his 50's) was yelling at Tennessee fans. The way it was handled: the guy behind me aggressively threw the contents of his cup in the mans eyes. He and his 2 old friends said something then as if they just woke up realized they were outnumbered 10,000-3 and quickly shut their mouths..... unfortunately that was the loudest and pretty much the only thing we had to cheer about that day!
 
#122
#122
I would probably tell the guy to go long and then turn around and throw the complete opposite direction. In unison, i would then take a drink of whatever substance was in my Mason jar with my left hand and camly give him the bird with my right:)!
 
#123
#123
:eek:lol::good!:
Incinigator said:
Oustanding topic for debate.

IMO, one of the greatest dilemmas facing civilized society today.

Approximately 5-6 times this year, I will be faced with this decision.

So many factors in the decision.

Kids or adults ? If children, then how young or old are they ?

Friendly rival, hated rival, fellow Gator ?

Drunk or sober?

Before or after game ?

Who was hit by the ball ? Where were they hit ? How hard ? Is Grandma pissed ?

Was any food or beverage harmed or soiled ? Was I soiled ?

What kind of ball ? Leather or plastic ? Tiny or regulation size ?

Too many questions.

My standard policy is to kick it under a car or throw it way over their heads, with many variations.

Obviously, I don't have the answer and need serious help/therapy/medication.
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#125
#125
throw it back at them so hard they look like this.

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