I lived down the street from this house rented by two college chicks. One of the two dads got tired of mowing their lawn and the complaints from neighbors, so he fenced in the yard and bought a goat.
My neighbors are from the South Western part of North America. You know, right below Califonia. Guess what they do for a living. Yep....you got it. I don't need a goat in my yard.
My neighbors are from the South Western part of North America. You know, right below Califonia. Guess what they do for a living. Yep....you got it. I don't need a goat in my yard.
So what i'm getting from all of this is. It is ok to be a Mexican lawn mower, but it is not ok to eat goat. This is2013! Where is the tolerence in this country?
I'm going to have a full day tomorrow. Things to do:
1) Write new "Goats Sufferage Bill" to present to Congress
2) Start working on my new "I have a dream....about goats" speech
3) Plan the first ever "Goats Pride" parade.
4) Call the Producers of Seinfeld and see if they can get the old crew back together to do a show about eating goat. Demand that they use the line "Not that there's anything wrong with that".
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