What did you break around your house?

#151
#151
We "won" and I screamed. My husband's grandkid's ran into the room scared and I grabbed them and swung around the room, jumped up and down holding them, they were laughing and screaming with me. Then I saw the tv and the ref standing there. I sat the one I was holding down and watched in disbelief. Only thing I remember after that is a little voice saying "What's wrong with gramma?"
 
#152
#152
I punched a baby.

Seriously have never been more pissed in my life...wife wants me to go to therapy because of TN football. Glad I was not in public or around LSU fans.
 
#153
#153
I couldn't believe it! I almost broke a leg jumping up and down celebrating the "victory" only to pound my fist on the floor 10 seconds later. :eek:hmy:
 
#154
#154
After thinking we won and yelling like crazy, I then waited for the play to end the game, then quietly walked over and threw a heavy book into the floor; making a shotgut blast like sound. I have already broken too many things and hurt way too much flesh after being a vol fan already most of my life...lol
 
#157
#157
Nothing. I knew that play was going to be overturned. Hard to imagine how the official missed throwing the flag in the first place. It looked like we were having a team meeting on the field.
 
#158
#158
I bent my RX sun glasses tossing them in the dryer. Might of tented the dryer.

I also scared a couple of my friends that were over to watch the game. They're casual football fans, and I've never seen someone so anxious to leave.
 
#159
#159
First I hurt my injured knee celebrating. Then I shattered my BlackBery when they scored. Then I put a hole through my nightstand (pretty cool outline of my foot now...). Then, being the calm person I am I grabbed every empty glass bottle in the basement and hurled the bottles into the cement wall untill I felt less homocidal. I have no voice today. Football is dead to me (at least until next Saturday.)
 
#160
#160
Highest of the highs to the lowest of the lows. Almost slammed my droid on the floor, but landed a solid right haymaker to the recliner instead. No satisfaction was achieved :(
 
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#161
#161
My lucky pom pom was bent in half.... my heart was broken... I literally could not talk for about 20 minutes.
 
#163
#163
Drove my car off the nearest bridge, when I heard it on the radio
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#164
#164
my buddy who hadn't drank in 3 months, fell off the wagon last night after the game, got drunk, passed out, woke up in the wee hours this morning....peeing all over his nightstand and carpet...so he's got that going for himelf:)
 
#165
#165
everyone has some incredible stories, thank you for sharing. we need to see some pictures! and maybe start a collection for the person that lost the most expensive thing...
 
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#166
#166
when they "won" I screamed & ran around the house like a crazy person, scared my dogs, my husband & probably my neighbors since the windows were open. When they lost, I used the remainder of my voice to scream every swear word I could think of. I then proceeded to slam every door in the house, took a xanax and sat on the couch and cried for an hour. also ruined my Sat. night "date" night with the hubby. My heart is broken & I feel like I've been kicked in the gut. It's a day later & I still tear up when I think about the game. I don't think I have ever been so happy & then so mad in my entire life! :(
 
#168
#168
My spirit was broken for about a day.

I also ruined my hat and broke a burning candle in one motion.
 
#169
#169
Baby gate, 2 picture frames, 1 hole in the wall, and my dog will never come near me again. Lucky the wife and kids were out grocery shopping. I was passed out in the bedroom floor when they got home. She had heard from a friend what had happened during the game before she got home so she took it easy on me.
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#170
#170
This is the greatest thread ever. Definately the cruelest loss I've seen inflicted on a team since Miami got screwed out of a National Title when the flag came flying after the game was over vs. the Bucknuts. Don't blame any of you for the destruction. people who don't live in the south just don't understand.
 
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