@WestTennesseeFox refuses to discuss how to grow grass before games.

[WestTennesseeFox]

You didn’t punch the ostrich in the head and tell her see he ain’t that tough?

I've never punched an ostrich.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I’m sorry you have been exposed to this sophomoric drivel.

I did warn

 

[Weezer]

I may or may not have punched a clown once. You decide.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I did warn

I am still here standing. Barely.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Do you personally know anyone who was abducted by aliens?

No, but I have a family member claims that he had an interaction with one at the Dollar General.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I've never punched an ostrich.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Have you gotten involved in any other threads besides your own? Try it sometime. Threads have only a certain shelf time and then.... We could use you in others, if nothing else to give lil mojo angst.

I got involved in the "First Time" IPA thread.

 

[hmanvolfan]

No, but I have a family member claims that he had an interaction with one at the Dollar General.

Why doesn’t that surprise me?

 

[NorCalVol67]

He better be watching the youngest at the Grizzlies game tonight.

Woohoo, just realized the game is on down here.

 

[Weezer]

No, but I have a family member claims that he had an interaction with one at the Dollar General.

Was an anal probe involved?

I wouldn't be surprised if it was at Dollar General.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Woohoo, just realized the game is on down here.

Very convenient that he leaves me to pick up for tomorrow's home showings.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

No, but I have a family member claims that he had an interaction with one at the Dollar General.

What did the family member say the alien was buying at Dollar General?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Was an anal probe involved?

I wouldn't be surprised if it was at Dollar General.

I didn't ask for details. There are some train wrecks that even I will avoid.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I don't know what that means.

Ok
You are definitely not souce.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

What did the family member say the alien was buying at Dollar General?

The alien was in the parking lot.

 

[NorCalVol67]

The alien was in the parking lot.

Seems legit.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Seems legit.

Same family member that played M.D. on Facebook during COVID.

 

[Weezer]

Aliens tried to abduct @95 Vol Alum once, but those saucers are only so big. They took a cow instead.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Why doesn’t that surprise me?

Between my family and his family, we could have kept Jerry Springer's show on the air.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Aliens tried to abduct @95 Vol Alum once, but those saucers are only so big. They took a cow instead.

I bartended at the Flying Saucer right after I moved to Memphis.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Between my family and his family, we could have kept Jerry Springer's show on the air.

Your family and Joe’s in-laws need to get together, then I would actually watch a reality show.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Seems legit.

Can’t argue with that.

 

[Weezer]

Between my family and his family, we could have kept Jerry Springer's show on the air.

I had a cousin that was invited to the Jerry Springer Show. Apparently an ex wanted her back or something.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I bartended at the Flying Saucer right after I moved to Memphis.

Downtown or Cordova.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I had a cousin that was invited to the Jerry Springer Show. Apparently an ex wanted her back or something.

She flash the camera?