@WestTennesseeFox refuses to discuss how to grow grass before games.

[Behr]

I'm skiert ain't you boys skiert...

 

[hmanvolfan]

No, I’m excited. I need some drinking buddies.

 

[joevol33]

I'm skiert ain't you boys skiert...

I'm always afraid!

 

[Tin Man]

Fear is the mind killer

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Fear is the mind killer

Got any good jokes?

 

[508mikey]

OH LAWD

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

No, I’m excited. I need some drinking buddies.

Can you keep up?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Can you keep up?

 

[Tin Man]

Got any good jokes?

Two penguins are standing on an ice flow. One turns to the other and says, You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Two penguins are standing on an ice flow. One turns to the other and says, You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.

How many tomatoes were thrown at you on open mic night?

 

[Tin Man]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I just got back from a small town. As a matter of fact, the town was so small, the mice were stoop shouldered. The town was so small, when I plugged in my electric shaver, the trolley stopped. And that’s why I say, let me entertain you, ‘cause that’s all I wanna do! Yes, sir!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Can you keep up?

I got a lifetime drinking except since I started chemo and spent four months in the hospital with sepsis. I would have to take a little time to get back in the saddle.

 

[Tin Man]

How many tomatoes were thrown at you on open mic night?

I won.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I got a lifetime drinking except since I started chemo and spent four months in the hospital with sepsis. I would have to take a little time to get back in the saddle.

So, the answer is "No".

I'm a lightweight now. I have enough meds where there's no more drinking to excess.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I won.

A 6 year old thinks they win when they receive a soccer participation trophy as well.

 

[hmanvolfan]

A 6 year old thinks they win when they receive a soccer participation trophy as well.

lulz

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

What song was the woman humming while having sex on her wedding night?

Here Comes the Bride

 

[joevol33]

I need to discipline myself to go to bed!

 

[Tin Man]

A 6 year old thinks they win when they receive a soccer participation trophy as well.

The owner of Abbots had to be older than six, but he was a guy, so…

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Hook 'em

 

[hmanvolfan]

If it wasn’t for Tennessee folks everybody in Texas would be speaking Spanish.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

If it wasn’t for Tennessee folks everybody in Texas would be speaking Spanish.

Necesito una margarita grande por favor.

 

[82_VOL_83]

That's what karaoke and trivia nights were for. Cheap drinks, no ID, and chance to win some cash.

In college, I won money via karaoke, trivia night, pop a shot contest, frozen t-shirt contest and beer pong.

pics or it.......yeah,never mind.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

pics or it.......yeah,never mind.

It's not what you are thinking. It is a t-shirt that is frozen solid that you have to try to be the first to put it on over your existing clothing. It's not like a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[82_VOL_83]

It's not what you are thinking. It is a t-shirt that is frozen solid that you have to try to be the first to put it on over your existing clothing. It's not like a wet t-shirt contest.

I would say that seems pointless but I'm not sure thats entirely correct also.