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This was a well-lit, family-themed place with actual rides.
Joe's family get togethers happen in dark vans with different "rides."
Oh chit. Lilman gon bee triggert aft.
the two times I went as a kid in the late 90s and early 2000s I remember thinking that place was a trash heap. and for a kid to remember that says something.

rides were fun and all, but literally trash all over the place. I remember one of the fountains looked like someone dumped a trash can into it.

also the effing mosquitos and other biting bugs were atrocious, with puddles of water every where I remember my parents talking about needing to get treated for malaria after. place smelled like a wet, humid, dump.

I remember telling my parents I never wanted to go there again, and turning down several opportunities and never felt like I was missing anything.
 
I coached wrestling at Boyd with a guy whose family owns the place. They have done a great job of keeping the place up. It’s really in good shape for such an old park and they’ve added a water park in recent years.
So how does a Messi coach wrestling anyway? You tell them when they get the opponent in a head lock, let them bargain their way out of it?? lol!!!
 
Yeah...businesses are funny about employees flashing bewbs at patrons...all the while sitting in the office watching security video cheering you on...

The flashing would have got me a promotion and a pay raise. There was no public flashing while I was in high school.

I was a lifeguard. I was practicing mouth to mouth on another lifeguard while I was on break. ;)
 
So how does a Messi coach wrestling anyway? You tell them when they get the opponent in a head lock, let them bargain their way out of it?? lol!!!
Jews are the first to record a wrestling match in history. As a matter of fact we’re not opposed to dislocating people’s hips to win. Just ask Jacob
 
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The flashing would have got me a promotion and a pay raise. There was no public flashing while I was in high school.

I was a lifeguard. I was practicing mouth to mouth on another lifeguard while I was on break. ;)
You're too modest. Mouth to mouth is not what got you fired. Mouth to ???? maybe. But, we get that Mojo might read this.

Was prob best you didn't flash then, or now for that matter...could cause personal injury.
 
You're too modest. Mouth to mouth is not what got you fired. Mouth to ???? maybe. But, we get that Mojo might read this.

Was prob best you didn't flash then, or now for that matter...could cause personal injury.

I was kissing a guy while on break. It was the end of the season so they let me go.

And we dated other people before we met. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed. At a prior job, a potential client of mine was a woman that he dated in college.
 
I was kissing a guy while on break. It was the end of the season so they let me go.

And we dated other people before we met. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed. At a prior job, a potential client of mine was a woman that he dated in college.
I think we all know he was a lucky guy. :cool:

I'm just funnin'

But the client/ex thing could have been interesting and/or entertaining.
 
I think we all know he was a lucky guy. :cool:

I'm just funnin'

But the client/ex thing could have been interesting and/or entertaining.

It caught me off guard. She was like "Are you married to" and then she proceeded to tell me that they dated.

The Company that she worked for was my professional white whale.
 
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And you're lookin her up and down and thinking, yeah girl...I won & make good money off you.

I'm not the catty type. She was very kind and gracious. She told me our proposal had won but when we began to execute the contracts, we found out the HR group chose a different vendor without telling anyone. So, no money.

Yes, I was mentally cursing Flowbee the entire meeting "Of all the girls you could have dated"
 
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I'm not the catty type. She was very kind and gracious. She told me our proposal had won but when we began to execute the contracts, we found out the HR group chose a different vendor without telling anyone. So, no money.

Yes, I was mentally cursing Flowbee the entire meeting "Of all the girls you could have dated"
We all know how it went in your head. I didn't pick turnips for a living. There were 2 scenarios:

1. She was HOT...and you were thinking 'I got the guy who had that.'
2. She had a GOOD PERSONALITY...and you were thinking 'I got the guy who had that.'

😇 😇 😇
 
We all know how it went in your head. I didn't pick turnips for a living. There were 2 scenarios:

1. She was HOT...and you were thinking 'I got the guy who had that.'
2. She had a GOOD PERSONALITY...and you were thinking 'I got the guy who had that.'

😇 😇 😇

I'm not like that. I wanted the deal and that is what I was focused on. It might be all of the health issues but I left the high school crap behind in high school.

She was fairly attractive. The only thing I realized is that he has a thing for tall girls.
 
I'm not like that. I wanted the deal and that is what I was focused on. It might be all of the health issues but I left the high school crap behind in high school.

She was fairly attractive. The only thing I realized is that he has a thing for tall girls.
I'm just not gonna address the obvious on that one, except to clarify that tall and 350 would be a different sub-category that you are not a member of.

We had an admiration for tall girls back in the day expressed as 'them legs go all the way up to her a**.' But, being 5'9" before I started shrinking, I typically was relegated to the ones whose legs barely reached the floor.
 
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I'm just not gonna address the obvious on that one, except to clarify that tall and 350 would be a different sub-category that you are not a member of.

We had an admiration for tall girls back in the day expressed as 'them legs go all the way up to her a**.' But, being 5'9" before I started shrinking, I typically was relegated to the ones whose legs barely reached the floor.
At least get the old sayings right, her legs go all the way up to heaven.
 
I'm just not gonna address the obvious on that one, except to clarify that tall and 350 would be a different sub-category that you are not a member of.

We had an admiration for tall girls back in the day expressed as 'them legs go all the way up to her a**.' But, being 5'9" before I started shrinking, I typically was relegated to the ones whose legs barely reached the floor.

5' 11 3/8 here. No shoes.

I was afraid I was going to be 140+ at the most recent physical so I went no shoes to save on the weight.
 

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