Were the Vols cursed in 1999 for disturbing a Cherokee burial mound?

#76
#76
There is no Indian curse. There was no Fulmer curse. The real curse is THE CURSE OF THE ROCK.

The Rock was moved in the summer of '09. Before the move we had a nearly 70% all-time winning percentage. Since The Rock was moved we have a losing record.

I'm not sure what we need to do to appease The Rock, maybe burn a likeness of Dwayne Johnson in effigy at its base, I don't know, but something must be done.
 
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Sheik Yerbouti said:
Theory: after winning the 1998 BCS NC, The University of Tennessee disturbed a Cherokee burial mound on campus, and UT football has been in decline ever since. : CFB

Do we need to spiritually cleanse the campus and make amends?
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I told you guys a few years ago that CPF made a deal with the devil in order to get the 1998 National Championship. Think of the supernatural intervention we got that year. Syracuse pass interference. UF missing a field goal. Stoerner's fumble. Tee's record setting pass completions. FSU having to use a backup QB. As a result, the years afterward have been hell on earth for Tennessee fans. (How else do you explain the 2001 SEC championship game). Then to top it off, Alabama hires Satan himself, and here we are.

I just don't know what we have to do to exorcise the demons.
 
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pismonque said:
There is no Indian curse. There was no Fulmer curse. The real curse is THE CURSE OF THE ROCK.

The Rock was moved in the summer of '09. Before the move we had a nearly 70% all-time winning percentage. Since The Rock was moved we have a losing record.

I'm not sure what we need to do to appease The Rock, maybe burn a likeness of Dwayne Johnson in effigy at its base, I don't know, but something must be done.
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was the rock put on top of an old indian burial ground...

GO VOLS...RECRUIT LIKE HECK!
 
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We must have pissed off the same gypsy woman that Al done on that one episode of Married... With Children. At least no one was turned into chimps like the Bundys were.
 
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#82
Guys before you all say no and laugh it off, I saw this documentary back in the 80s where a family moved into a subdivision built on Indian burial grounds.

Whole family was suddenly dealing with Ghost and the little girl was taking with the ghost via the TV set.

Ended with the whole house blowing up which is kinda what has happened to UT.
 
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NEOCON said:
Guys before you all say no and laugh it off, I saw this documentary back in the 80s where a family moved into a subdivision built on Indian burial grounds.

Whole family was suddenly dealing with Ghost and the little girl was taking with the ghost via the TV set.

Ended with the whole house blowing up which is kinda what has happened to UT.
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I saw a documentary about that documentary that said even the documentary was cursed.
 
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#89
I am really into this idea and believe there is something supernatural going on. Let’s burn a truck load of sage at neyland tonight!
 
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NEOCON said:
Guys before you all say no and laugh it off, I saw this documentary back in the 80s where a family moved into a subdivision built on Indian burial grounds.

Whole family was suddenly dealing with Ghost and the little girl was taking with the ghost via the TV set.

Ended with the whole house blowing up which is kinda what has happened to UT.
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Sounds legit except for that last part. In the real real story the house implodes.

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#91
It wasn't just the football program. In a short time span, Kiffen high tailed it to the west coast, Pearl was fired, and Pat Summit was diagnosed with Early Onset Alzheimer's. The ENTIRE athletic program was cursed.
 
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Easy remedy, one Rooster (preferably a Rhode Island Red), one drop of coon piss,
Two drops of blood from a canecutter,
Water off a ducks back, and a pinch of a ground up morrell mushroom. Stir ingredients with rattles of a timber rattler.
Feed to rooster and turn him loose during Auburn game and when he breeds the Eagle
Everyone needs to sing Rocky Top backwards.
 
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lonelawyer said:
I told you guys a few years ago that CPF made a deal with the devil in order to get the 1998 National Championship. Think of the supernatural intervention we got that year. Syracuse pass interference. UF missing a field goal. Stoerner's fumble. Tee's record setting pass completions. FSU having to use a backup QB. As a result, the years afterward have been hell on earth for Tennessee fans. (How else do you explain the 2001 SEC championship game). Then to top it off, Alabama hires Satan himself, and here we are.

I just don't know what we have to do to exorcise the demons.
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Idk about the devil. Maybe he made a deal with Krispy Kreme.
 
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#94
Clearly it was this cursed Tiki Idle that the Bobby Brady dug up on campus..... Durrr!!!!


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Sheik Yerbouti said:
Theory: after winning the 1998 BCS NC, The University of Tennessee disturbed a Cherokee burial mound on campus, and UT football has been in decline ever since. : CFB

Do we need to spiritually cleanse the campus and make amends?
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AH. Now we know the rest of the story. I guess we wll have to tear down that bridge and build it somewhere else. Probably have to donate $100 million to restore the graveyard and have someone do a dance around the graveyard for the next 100 years. By that time football will no longer exist so I guess we are screwed.
 
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