We're running out of ridiculous ways to lose

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Can anyone think of a new scenario that the Vols haven't covered yet?

Maybe next year against Bama, we can win the game, but then remove our Tennessee jerseys to reveal Bama jerseys underneath.
 
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I do not think we have run for a touchdown in the wrong direction only to be tackled for a safety. Has that ever happened?
 
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We're just the opposite of Les Miles, instead of finding incredible ways to win, we find ways to lose.
 
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Burhead said:
We're just the opposite of Les Miles, instead of finding incredible ways to win, we find ways to lose.
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This really is the perfect analogy. When people see LSU play they go, "How the hell did the pull that one out?". When we play its, "How the hell did they manage to lose that one?".
 
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Maybe Dooley has a voodoo hex leftover from his days from the Louisiana swamps. I'm thinking we can get a lock of his hair, some chicken feet, and hire us a voodoo priestess in N'Oleans. or maybe Billy witchdoctor.com.
 
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On the bright side maybe when it really matters, like when UT is 8-0 and needs somethin crazy to happen, a la Clint Stoerner, we got tons of karma saved up, it's gotta cash in sometime right?
 
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Duo said:
This really is the perfect analogy. When people see LSU play they go, "How the hell did the pull that one out?". When we play its, "How the hell did they manage to lose that one?".
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Nicely said including Burhead.
 
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I had to laugh at this. It's true. A few people have said they should adopt the 10 sec run off rule, but that would just bite us sometime next year.
 
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Duo said:
This really is the perfect analogy. When people see LSU play they go, "How the hell did the pull that one out?". When we play its, "How the hell did they manage to lose that one?".
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They didn't lose anything. Those two games were stolen. I wouldn't be proud if I were UNC.
 
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volbun said:
Maybe Dooley has a voodoo hex leftover from his days from the Louisiana swamps. I'm thinking we can get a lock of his hair, some chicken feet, and hire us a voodoo priestess in N'Oleans. or maybe Billy witchdoctor.com.
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You are probably to new to know him but where is the Witch Doctor when you need him?

Anyone seen or heard from him lately?
 
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Duo said:
This really is the perfect analogy. When people see LSU play they go, "How the hell did the pull that one out?". When we play its, "How the hell did they manage to lose that one?".
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I like the comparison. Does seem that we can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with the best of them.
 
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I love the concept but think the networks and the $EC might get their panties just a little bit in a wad over that one.............. :p
 
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Yeah, weird how when we screw up by having too many players on the field we lose and when the other team screws up the same, we still lose.
 
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flowingaway said:
Can anyone think of a new scenario that the Vols haven't covered yet?

Maybe next year against Bama, we can win the game, but then remove our Tennessee jerseys to reveal Bama jerseys underneath.
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no, we'll do one of those run backwards to run down the clock, fumble the ball, it gets kicked out of the endzone for a safety, and we'll realize we lost by a point because of it
 
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