Well, I guess we have to have an Awpheeshul Barner Game Thread, so here it is

[Weezer]

We're all Jimmy rusty Jr!

I don't need to know your jimmy is rusted. That's a personal issue.

 

[McDad]

Beldar the defensive wizard

At least his offense is amazing.

 

[Weezer]

He said it's not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It all depends on which side you're on.

 

[Orangeslice13]

So McDad's gonna peg you?

Google
You’re embarrassing yourself

 

[joevol33]

Well, it's bout to be over

 

[NorCalVol67]

At least his offense is amazing.

QB guru.

 

[Weezer]

This game is gonna make me cry.

 

[vol445]

well we aren’t getting smoked yet

 

[Orangeslice13]

This game is gonna make me cry.

I’ve accepted the fact that we’re always going to be terrible

 

[vol445]

Is it wrong that I absolutely love to hear pads popping.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Is it wrong that I absolutely love to hear pads popping.

Thinking the same thing

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is it wrong that I absolutely love to hear pads popping.

I hope there’s football in the afterlife because I like to hit people and I miss it.

 

[NEVolFan]

@NEVolFan

Sorry I was mopping the driveway.

 

[Souce]

The ESPN coverage is different from the ESPNU version. Weird.

Well, I guess we have to have an Awpheeshul Barner Game Thread, so here it is

 

[McDad]

Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.

 

[joevol33]

Exie has checked out, Windy not even here. Sad night

 

[vol445]

Missed half the 2nd qtr. dad moving to margaritaVille Hilton head

 

[Weezer]

I’ve accepted the fact that we’re always going to be terrible

I honestly just don't understand why Pruitt keeps doing the same thing over and over when it clearly isn't working.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.
Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell. Please dont go in a shell.

About that...

 

[82_VOL_83]

Guano is simply slow.

 

[Orangeslice13]

He’s easily a half a second slow on the reads.

 

[McDad]

What the shell?

 

[vol445]

Guano is simply slow.

Careful I forget who but they will get pissed if u speak negatively of him how’s the knee

 

[Weezer]

I really hate how much we suck.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Careful I forget who but they will get pissed if u speak negatively of him how’s the knee

Awesome, doc said could not be better.