Weezer
VolNation Dalai Lama , VN Most Beloved Poster
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That's right biatches, I'm back from my annual hajj to the mecca of sin. A quick fu to Orgeron, I had money on Arizona last night. Bastard.
Last week's game was awesome! I felt like my heart had been torn out and stomped on several times before being returned to my chest somehow still beating, but damn, to see the Vols play like that was beyond description. I haven't read too much on VN yet about people's reactions, but if any ass-holes are giving Pig a hard time for that final play, they need to be stomped on their nutsack many times over. Kid tried to win that game and I loved the heart he showed. Fawk anybody who says different.
I assume fun was had at the tailgate. Hope so anyway. If I had been in town, I would have made an anonymous appearance. Alas, it was not to be. I'm sure that makes at least some of you happy.
Bellagio sports book now sucks. Fawk having to place a $125 bet for one damn drink voucher. Vegas is losing touch with reality. Get me drunk before you take advantage of me you stupid SOBs. I ain't going to keep losing money if I'm sober. Such a stupid change.
Luckily I did find a bar with a 3-4 hour all you can drink $20 special. That night and the next day are extremely hazy, but I stayed out of jail, so I couldn't have done anything too bad.
I threw down some stupid $5 parleys for this weekend. Winning is doubtful, but sure would be nice. I've got one where $5 could win me $7000. Doubt it will happen, but figured $5 was worth the entertainment.
My Vegas week is over. Now it's time to return to reality where I can be a bitter ******* and not feel guilty for it. Fawk you all. Any noobs can stfu and gtfo.
Last week's game was awesome! I felt like my heart had been torn out and stomped on several times before being returned to my chest somehow still beating, but damn, to see the Vols play like that was beyond description. I haven't read too much on VN yet about people's reactions, but if any ass-holes are giving Pig a hard time for that final play, they need to be stomped on their nutsack many times over. Kid tried to win that game and I loved the heart he showed. Fawk anybody who says different.
I assume fun was had at the tailgate. Hope so anyway. If I had been in town, I would have made an anonymous appearance. Alas, it was not to be. I'm sure that makes at least some of you happy.
Bellagio sports book now sucks. Fawk having to place a $125 bet for one damn drink voucher. Vegas is losing touch with reality. Get me drunk before you take advantage of me you stupid SOBs. I ain't going to keep losing money if I'm sober. Such a stupid change.
Luckily I did find a bar with a 3-4 hour all you can drink $20 special. That night and the next day are extremely hazy, but I stayed out of jail, so I couldn't have done anything too bad.
I threw down some stupid $5 parleys for this weekend. Winning is doubtful, but sure would be nice. I've got one where $5 could win me $7000. Doubt it will happen, but figured $5 was worth the entertainment.
My Vegas week is over. Now it's time to return to reality where I can be a bitter ******* and not feel guilty for it. Fawk you all. Any noobs can stfu and gtfo.