Weezer's Back From Vegas Thread

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Weezer

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That's right biatches, I'm back from my annual hajj to the mecca of sin. A quick fu to Orgeron, I had money on Arizona last night. Bastard.

Last week's game was awesome! I felt like my heart had been torn out and stomped on several times before being returned to my chest somehow still beating, but damn, to see the Vols play like that was beyond description. I haven't read too much on VN yet about people's reactions, but if any ass-holes are giving Pig a hard time for that final play, they need to be stomped on their nutsack many times over. Kid tried to win that game and I loved the heart he showed. Fawk anybody who says different.

I assume fun was had at the tailgate. Hope so anyway. If I had been in town, I would have made an anonymous appearance. Alas, it was not to be. I'm sure that makes at least some of you happy.

Bellagio sports book now sucks. Fawk having to place a $125 bet for one damn drink voucher. Vegas is losing touch with reality. Get me drunk before you take advantage of me you stupid SOBs. I ain't going to keep losing money if I'm sober. Such a stupid change.

Luckily I did find a bar with a 3-4 hour all you can drink $20 special. That night and the next day are extremely hazy, but I stayed out of jail, so I couldn't have done anything too bad.

I threw down some stupid $5 parleys for this weekend. Winning is doubtful, but sure would be nice. I've got one where $5 could win me $7000. Doubt it will happen, but figured $5 was worth the entertainment.

My Vegas week is over. Now it's time to return to reality where I can be a bitter ******* and not feel guilty for it. Fawk you all. Any noobs can stfu and gtfo.
 
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Are you going to be wearing a helmet? You'll need it. And you obviously don't understand how a wellplaced nutshot travels forward in time.

And if you seriously don't get the joke, I pity you. Sense of humor, find one. You'll need it to feel better after I beat you down.
 
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Oh, and just how big a boy are ya? Damn chicken-**** bastard!
 
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Weezer said:
Are you going to be wearing a helmet? You'll need it. And you obviously don't understand how a wellplaced nutshot travels forward in time.

And if you seriously don't get the joke, I pity you. Sense of humor, find one. You'll need it to feel better after I beat you down.
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sense of humor yeah, but leave the kids out of it.
 
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Weezer said:
Are you going to be wearing a helmet? You'll need it. And you obviously don't understand how a wellplaced nutshot travels forward in time.

And if you seriously don't get the joke, I pity you. Sense of humor, find one. You'll need it to feel better after I beat you down.
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You'll know where I'll be, lets see how bad ass you are?
 
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rmsmith said:
what the...
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Seriously, has no one on this board ever heard jokes about kicking someone in the nuts so hard their grandchildren feel the effects? Wtf? I've heard the joke since I was in HS, and that was over 20 years ago.
 
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rmsmith said:
sense of humor yeah, but leave the kids out of it.
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Oh God, you guys obviously have no sense of humor. In no way did I insult his kid. ****ing eh, some of you need to take a joke at face value and stop trying to read **** into it.

Tex, if you really thought that was an insult to your son, I have two apologies. One, I apologize that you feel your kid was slighted as that was not the intention. Two, I apologize that you guys have no fawkin' sense of humor. As much **** as all of us spout off here, I would think people would know what was meant as a joke.
 
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Weezer said:
Seriously, has no one on this board ever heard jokes about kicking someone in the nuts so hard their grandchildren feel the effects? Wtf? I've heard the joke since I was in HS, and that was over 20 years ago.
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fawk vegas
 

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mcompton said:
Welcome back Weez
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:)

I can't tell if I'm dealing with sarcasm, drunk fawkers, or just posters with serious IG.

After a week in Vegas, I can relate to your feelings on Mexicans. If they could just learn the language and stop screwing up my food orders, it wouldn't be so bad.
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
You'll know where I'll be, lets see how bad ass you are?
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One, I'm not a bad ass. I've won fights, I've lost fights. It makes no difference to me. I don't look for fights, but I don't run from fights. I won't be at the game, but if you seriously can't take a joke as a joke, let me know when you're in k-town. I'll make myself available. I find it exceedingly stupid, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
 
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Weezer said:
One, I'm not a bad ass. I've won fights, I've lost fights. It makes no difference to me. I don't look for fights, but I don't run from fights. I won't be at the game, but if you seriously can't take a joke as a joke, let me know when you're in k-town. I'll make myself available. I find it exceedingly stupid, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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I'll be in Knoxville Thursday beech! There's no sense of humor in calling out my kid and his kids. I don't know you, we're not friends and never will be. So with that being said that's not humor, that's being a deek!
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
I'll be in Knoxville Thursday beech! There's no sense of humor in calling out my kid and his kids. I don't know you, we're not friends and never will be. So with that being said that's not humor, that's being a deek!
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
I'll be in Knoxville Thursday beech! There's no sense of humor in calling out my kid and his kids. I don't know you, we're not friends and never will be. So with that being said that's not humor, that's being a deek!
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Seriously, gtf over yourself. It wasn't meant as a joke to insult your kid. I've already explained that. You don't want to be friends, I'll try to get over the heart break. I always thought we were cool, but hey, whatever.

As I said once already, if you really think I was trying to insult your kid, then I apologize. Despite the picture you're trying hard to paint, I don't insult kids. It was a joke, aimed at you, and only you. It was a tongue in cheek rejoinder to your "cool story bro".
 
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Weezer said:
Oh, and just how big a boy are ya? Damn chicken-**** bastard!
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Since my jokes seem to be flying over everyone, maybe I should clarify this as a Roy Mercer bit. I assume at least some know who he is.
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
How about you just stfu while you're behind! TIA
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Like your avi. Not sure if new, but new to me.

Shutting up is not my forte.

Are you seriously pissed or are you messing with me? After a week away, I can honestly say I'm not sure. I seem to recall this as being a thick-skinned bunch, but I've drank myself stupid several times this week, so maybe I'm remembering wrong.
 
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