We need Best visitors locker room.

#52
#52
Watched a video from S.E.C.media days. Obviously our visitor locer rooms are bad. It would piss me off to fly or bus multiple hrs to end up in a sweat box but thats the standard S.E.C way.
Pos visitor locker rooms with no climate control and bad lightind... gives opps a reason to play harder. They are conditioned for this..

What if we made the visitors locker feel like home or near. Opps feel comfy till they get hit with 102k.
I now know to ignore your posts.
 
#54
#54
Reducing the O² concentration in the visitor's locker room might be an interesting experiment.

Reducing the O² to higher altitude levels before they come out could make them need to "catch up" in tissue oxygenation and theoretically should reduce stamina, I believe.

Pumping in a little cigar smoke after a victory might be nice too.
 
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#65
#65
If we’re just shooting the breeze, what color scheme would you choose for the visitors locker room? If hot pink, would it be over the top to suggest a mural of the women’s world record formation skydive?
 
#66
#66
I would actually prefer it if we made the visiting locker room environment worse.... maybe we could pump in really annoying noises - like the sound of nails on a chalkboard - during their halftime team talks?
 
#68
#68
what we need is football to (hopefully) distract us from things like the visitors locker room and what DinkyDrinkowitz or whatever the fook thinks
 
#69
#69
Watched a video from S.E.C.media days. Obviously our visitor locer rooms are bad. It would piss me off to fly or bus multiple hrs to end up in a sweat box but thats the standard S.E.C way.
Pos visitor locker rooms with no climate control and bad lightind... gives opps a reason to play harder. They are conditioned for this..

What if we made the visitors locker feel like home or near. Opps feel comfy till they get hit with 102k.
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#71
#71
Watched a video from S.E.C.media days. Obviously our visitor locer rooms are bad. It would piss me off to fly or bus multiple hrs to end up in a sweat box but thats the standard S.E.C way.
Pos visitor locker rooms with no climate control and bad lightind... gives opps a reason to play harder. They are conditioned for this..

What if we made the visitors locker feel like home or near. Opps feel comfy till they get hit with 102k.
Please explain the reason? I want them to be miserable the entire time they are here. I would be for lining the walkway the opposing team uses to get to the locker rooms with tacks and jacks so there feet are sore the whole game. This thread is almost as wierd as the one using kfactors to rank how watchable a team is. 🙄
 
#73
#73
Dorkawitz should feel right at home in the Neyland visitor locker room because Mizzou has the worst home stadium and fanbase in the sec outside of Vandy.
 
#74
#74
Dorkawitz should feel right at home in the Neyland visitor locker room because Mizzou has the worst home stadium and fanbase in the sec outside of Vandy.

Went to see the California game out west and have to say the visitors locker room there was the worst visitors set up I have ever seen.

The visitors locker was at the top of the stadium. You could look over the top at that level and see the protestors living in the trees that right there next to the stadium.

Team had to walk up to the entire set of stair at halftime , single file through the fans. Inside it were wooden benches. Only a series of small rooms. There was no large team sized room up there. By the time the team. It was hot as blazes in the them.

Climbed the stairs up and back down they only had had small meetings with unit coaches at halftime before the break was over.

Most Rinky Dink I’ve ever seen. Even counting many high school stadiums.
 
#75
#75
*Outside the box idea*
- Super, mega sound-proof the locker room, as close to dead silent as possible. Here's the logic:


It would serve two-fold, as the deafening silence would play major, inescapable head games with the occupants, and then they would exit the extreme quiet into extreme stadium noise. In theory, it would be a helluva acclimation curve, only to be repeated at halftime.
Thoughts?...
 

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