WATE Reporting New Coach Announced Tomorrow. [unconfirmed]

#253
#253
If none of the other outlets are saying a press conference for tomorrow then sounds like a good rumor that got everyone going. That no one else is calling for that press conference is strange to me.
 
#254
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My sources are telling me it will be Coach Billy Ray Tom Bob Parker, formerly of the Clyde Claude University Fighting Possums. That's the word from WIMZ.
 
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secking said:
Yeah, but that DC is staying to be their coach if he leaves.

Swing your swords, its Leach. Good news is he has a winnng record in 3 of his 6 seasons at Wazzou.

He doesn’t like recruiting tho, he needs to bring good recruiters and his offense would be fun. That said, if Wazzou wins tonight, he won’t be the guy being announced tomorrow, he will be preparing for the PAC 12 championship and can’t be hired till December, two weeks from signing day.
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I love all the “he doesn’t like recruiting “ comments. Guess what, I don’t like a lot of crap at my job but I still do it. This BS statement shouldn’t carry that much weight
 
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StillaWaiting said:
They said it’s not Gruden
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They are correct, it is not Jon Gruden. If The Source is accurate, and it is every once in a blue moon... that is when the moon is actually a nice, royal blue... John Currie did not hire "Jon Gruden". The Source has just reported that our new head coach is actually Harry "Big Lips" Groodyn (pronounced like Gruden) who is the offensive coordinator of the "Fighting Electrodes" football team of the Cleveland Institute of Electronics. The Fighting Electrodes are a relatively new program, but have really been showing a lot of spark lately. This season they went 8 - 2 and won the Molecular Bowl 42 - 0 on the static passing of their electric QB, Eowan Ion. Last season the Fighting Electrodes had a perfect 0 - 10 campaign on the erratic rushing of RB Phrozen Proton.

When Sue Sally of The Source asked asked Big Lips Groodyn how he felt about being selected as the new head coach of the VOLS, he responded, "The University of Tennessee is definitely my dream job. I know they have had a bad year... some injuries... some bad luck... and you know. But I plan to hire the best college staff money can buy, and we are going to rebuild the football team... not brick by brick, but 2x4 by 2x4. Why 2x4 by 2x4 instead of brick by brick? Because everyone knows ya got to build the frame before ya brick up the walls! So, we's going to start with the basics... 2x4 by 2x4, just like we did here at the Cleveland Institute of Electronics. Excuse me, Sue, but I think we need to cut this interview short... I think theres a short in the wiring... see all that smoke coming from Rocky Top!!!" Well, this presser ought to be quite interesting.
 
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JoAllan said:
Most don't even know his offensive philosophy.

Run, and run, and run to set up the pass. He can't always so it that way based on personnel........ But that is what he wants to so.

He runs an off balanced spread formation, using TE's, and H-backs ( run heavy ).

Strong D, strong running game and down field passing.

It would work anywhere.


Sure when he lacked talent and played monster teams at boise he had to get creative......
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He never lacked Talent at Boise...he developed it.
 
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carpbc said:
They are correct, it is not Jon Gruden. If The Source is accurate, and it is every once in a blue moon... that is when the moon is actually a nice, royal blue... John Currie did not hire "Jon Gruden". The Source has just reported that our new head coach is actually Harry "Big Lips" Groodyn (pronounced like Gruden) who is the offensive coordinator of the "Fighting Electrodes" football team of the Cleveland Institute of Electronics. The Fighting Electrodes are a relatively new program, but have really been showing a lot of spark lately. This season they went 8 - 2 and won the Molecular Bowl 42 - 0 on the static passing of their electric QB, Eowan Ion. Last season the Fighting Electrodes had a perfect 0 - 10 campaign on the erratic rushing of RB Phrozen Proton.

When Sue Sally of The Source asked asked Big Lips Groodyn how he felt about being selected as the new head coach of the VOLS, he responded, "The University of Tennessee is definitely my dream job. I know they have had a bad year... some injuries... some bad luck... and you know. But I plan to hire the best college staff money can buy, and we are going to rebuild the football team... not brick by brick, but 2x4 by 2x4. Why 2x4 by 2x4 instead of brick by brick? Because everyone knows ya got to build the frame before ya brick up the walls! So, we's going to start with the basics... 2x4 by 2x4, just like we did here at the Cleveland Institute of Electronics. Excuse me, Sue, but I think we need to cut this interview short... I think theres a short in the wiring... see all that smoke coming from Rocky Top!!!" Well, this presser ought to be quite interesting.
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Ya had me there... until you said 2x4s for the base... dam man, that will fail under a load... about 3 years into the program.
 
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rpeagram said:
Watch the Wash/Wash St game and quit posting here! This is Leach in the SEC!
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You realize Leach got his start in this conference right? He then went to Oklahoma because Bob Stoops thought he had the hardest offense for him to defend and recruited him to implement it there where they started an offensive revolution in that conference. (You also realize the former back up QB for Baylor just won the SEC West right?)
 
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Silentsniper1516 said:
You realize Leach got his start in this conference right? He then went to Oklahoma because Bob Stoops thought he had the hardest offense for him to defend and recruited him to implement it there where they started an offensive revolution in that conference. (You also realize the former back up QB for Baylor just won the SEC West right?)
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who gives a shiz! And what the hell does the QB have to do with any of this?!

He’s getting his ass waxed by a team that couldn’t compete in the playoff last year! That’s more relevant!
 
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