Washing Your Hands

#26
#26
Nerd-Vol said:
I thought you masturbated with that?
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Nope nope nope. For that, I use my own tears.


Could have plowed a girl I know today. About an hour ago. She brought beads to my house and told me to take off my shirt. I did. I got beads. Wussed out before we closed the deal due to ex-boyfriend-is-my-friend complications. Would have been my best lay in about 4 years. I hate myself for having a couple morals.....
 
#29
#29
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Nope nope nope. For that, I use my own tears.


Could have plowed a girl I know today. About an hour ago. She brought beads to my house and told me to take off my shirt. I did. I got beads. Wussed out before we closed the deal due to ex-boyfriend-is-my-friend complications. Would have been my best lay in about 4 years. I hate myself for having a couple morals.....
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Homo
 
#31
#31
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Nope nope nope. For that, I use my own tears.


Could have plowed a girl I know today. About an hour ago. She brought beads to my house and told me to take off my shirt. I did. I got beads. Wussed out before we closed the deal due to ex-boyfriend-is-my-friend complications. Would have been my best lay in about 4 years. I hate myself for having a couple morals.....
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anal or mardi gras?
 
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#32
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Nope nope nope. For that, I use my own tears.


Could have plowed a girl I know today. About an hour ago. She brought beads to my house and told me to take off my shirt. I did. I got beads. Wussed out before we closed the deal due to ex-boyfriend-is-my-friend complications. Would have been my best lay in about 4 years. I hate myself for having a couple morals.....
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Damn son. You Farked up!!!

Sorry for your sexual loss.
 
#34
#34
Pooch why don't you think about ITC, and masturbate furiously into a wine glass like you are often wont to do?
 
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#36
#36
Nerd-Vol said:
Pooch why don't you think about ITC, and masturbate furiously into a wine glass like you are often wont to do?
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fyp. Normally do not do this, but you're better than that. Go read some Camus or Walker Percy to better understand my existential dilemma.
 
#39
#39
woh woh woh, I come in here and all I see are "anal beads" and fapping in a "wine glass" WTF
 
#40
#40
Hand washing is not enough for me. I have these in my desk at work, in my truck and at home. Shut up OE.

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#41
#41
you are helping to create a super bug that is going to be immune to everything
 
#44
#44
I only wash my hands when I piss on them, otherwise I just drive on. Rarely sick.
 
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