Warning to you guys about the Treewoks

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Cal_Cannoneer

Cal_Cannoneer

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So though it's fairly late notice, I thought I'd give a PA and warn you guys to try to avoid walking under the trees that are on the west side of the stadium. Though there is a fence blocking the tree people where they were originally, they now have moved in new trees over the walkway and are dumping rotten food, feces and urine over people who walk underneath.

Try to avoid it if necessary.
 
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Cal_Cannoneer said:
So though it's fairly late notice, I thought I'd give a PA and warn you guys to try to avoid walking under the trees that are on the west side of the stadium. Though there is a fence blocking the tree people where they were originally, they now have moved in new trees over the walkway and are dumping rotten food, feces and urine over people who walk underneath.

Try to avoid it if necessary.
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Wow...wonderful "humanitarians" they must be...:crazy:
 
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Cal_Cannoneer said:
So though it's fairly late notice, I thought I'd give a PA and warn you guys to try to avoid walking under the trees that are on the west side of the stadium. Though there is a fence blocking the tree people where they were originally, they now have moved in new trees over the walkway and are dumping rotten food, feces and urine over people who walk underneath.

Try to avoid it if necessary.
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"if necessary"?

any semblance of law enforcement in those parts? :dunno: or are they in the trees with them?
 
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Cal_Cannoneer said:
So though it's fairly late notice, I thought I'd give a PA and warn you guys to try to avoid walking under the trees that are on the west side of the stadium. Though there is a fence blocking the tree people where they were originally, they now have moved in new trees over the walkway and are dumping rotten food, feces and urine over people who walk underneath.

Try to avoid it if necessary.
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I know you guys on the left coast are purported to be kinder and more gentle. However, I can promise you this, if they drop rotten food or fecal matter on a fan, or God forbid a UT fan's wife or child, wearing orange, it will be their last BM of their lives. The vol fan will whip out his trusty pocket chainsaw, cut the tree down, and then whoop the treetards ever lovin backside.
 
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Well, you better hope no tree person drops crap on some drunk redneck. They would really regret it!!!!
 
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Cal_Cannoneer said:
So though it's fairly late notice, I thought I'd give a PA and warn you guys to try to avoid walking under the trees that are on the west side of the stadium. Though there is a fence blocking the tree people where they were originally, they now have moved in new trees over the walkway and are dumping rotten food, feces and urine over people who walk underneath.

Try to avoid it if necessary.
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I hope this is a joke.
 
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This just makes me want to go cut every tree I see down and grind it into mulch.
 
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I wander what their hippie loving @sses would do if someone just charged the tree with a chain saw...or better yet a dump truck!
 
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Yes and no.

The University Police is there trying to handle the situation but can only react after something has happened and it's rather difficult to get hippies out of a tree without getting injured (hence the reason for the fence rather than removal in the first place).

But here's the kicker, the city of Berkeley police are then there protecting the treewoks because of claims of "abuse" from onlookers and the like.

It's rather irritating to know that the city that thrives from the University tries so hard to impose it's radical thoughts on it.

And as another side note, the mayor of Berkeley is a turncoat, he actually played on the last Cal team to go to the Rose Bowl and now he acts against the University and its attempts to better our athletics programs....
 
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tim said:
I know you guys on the left coast are purported to be kinder and more gentle. However, I can promise you this, if they drop rotten food or fecal matter on a fan, or God forbid a UT fan's wife or child, wearing orange, it will be their last BM of their lives. The vol fan will whip out his trusty pocket chainsaw, cut the tree down, and then whoop the treetards ever lovin backside.
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Then you truly will have the awe of Cal fans.

Two days ago I saw them throwing rocks at this 4 year old girl and they hit her. It's frustrating that pretty much nothing is being done.

And they don't discriminate between Vols or Bears but just as they yelled at me "those with us, or against us"
 
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Have you no pride. one rock thrown at or in the vicinity of my daughter and 15 years of law enforcment down the drain for me. I'm terminating his CO2 emissions forever.
 
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I'm pretty sure if they mess with the wrong Vol fan that they won't let it slide. Vol fans don't take crap from treehugging hippie wusses. I hope that if they do do that to a Vol fan that they get the crap beat out of them.
 
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govols182 said:
I'm pretty sure if they mess with the wrong Vol fan that they won't let it slide. Vol fans don't take crap from treehugging hippie wusses. I hope that if they do do that to a Vol fan that they get the crap beat out of them.
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Very funny. Like the pun.
 
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Well, enjoy the game, the weather is going to be great if you are able to make it out to Berkeley.

Good luck to both teams, but it's time to go get "gameready."
 
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Cal_Cannoneer said:
Well, enjoy the game, the weather is going to be great if you are able to make it out to Berkeley.

Good luck to both teams, but it's time to go get "gameready."
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B4 you go Cnnoneer, don't you think that cannon is a little too Civil warish or too violent.
 
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This guy is so much better than Teddyhead. Surprised we haven't seen him today. He probably had to go shopping with his mommy.
 
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