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#76
#76
volsforever27 said:
That was nothing compared to the epic fail that happened the day your mother gave birth. :hi:
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Your soo clever. It must be because your from Ten, Since every one from there is smart. Seeing as they were born in the mountain drinking the Shine and playin Banjo. :crazy:
 
#77
#77
BaMa_MaN said:
Your soo clever. It must be because your from Ten, Since every one from there is smart. Seeing as they were born in the mountain drinking the Shine and playin Banjo. :crazy:
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Yes, because Bama fans are known for nothing else if not their intelligence. Have fun trolling.
 
#79
#79
BaMa_MaN said:
Your soo clever. It must be because your from Ten, Since every one from there is smart. Seeing as they were born in the mountain drinking the Shine and playin Banjo. :crazy:
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tis better than being born trying to bed your sister or cousin.
 
#83
#83
BaMa_MaN said:
Yeah, you know those Tennessee mountain folk. They dont know any better.
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Here is the truth! I live in FL and a Gator fan would make a inbreed joke about Bama or Tenn. When Bama and Tenn do it to each other it seems funny.
 
#84
#84
BaMa_MaN said:
Yeah, you know those Tennessee mountain folk. They dont know any better.
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It seems we have strayed a bit off topic, ladies and gentlemen. Allow me to rein us back in, especially for our intellectually challenged visitors from BaMa:

You, sir, are the quintessential representative for the purpose of this thread--Alabama has "the most delusional fan base in America." You follow a program whose relevance in college football since 1992 (even using your fuzzy Bama math that equals 16 years of irrelevance) has depended solely on the following:

1) Multiple coaching changes, most recently by hiring Nick Saban, a guy whose loyalty and professionalism have been ripped to shreds by the national media. Before that, Mike Price embarrassed your program by living it up with strippers and hookers in Florida.

2) Two sets of NCAA sanctions.

USATODAY.com - Seeing red over 'Bama's fall

Even in the face of such obvious facts, you and Bama fans like you still adamantly believe that your football program is superior to that of Tennessee, if not all other teams across this nation.

Webster's dictionary defines "delusional" as "a: something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated; b: a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary."

Sound familiar? It should.
 
#86
#86
WOW Bama has 12 NC's!
Well that puts them in the same class with Yale and Princeton then because they have 14 and 16 respectively. What lofty heights the Bammers have achieved. Bears Dead!
 
#87
#87
56 VOL said:
WOW Bama has 12 NC's!
Well that puts them in the same class with Yale and Princeton then because they have 14 and 16 respectively. What lofty heights the Bammers have achieved. Bears Dead!
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It's not 12, it's "like 25." Get it right. Maybe tomorrow they'll have another 10.
 
#89
#89
You and your talk of relevance. When was UT relevant? 98? Oh yeah that was 10 years ago. Talk about delusional, Vols actually think there relevant.
 
#90
#90
BaMa_MaN said:
You and your talk of relevance. When was UT relevant? 98? Oh yeah that was 10 years ago. Talk about delusional, Vols actually think there relevant.
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Ugh.... you are not making a case for your team buddy. To say that the last time we were relevant was in 98 puts you in an even deeper hole since you haven't been relevant since long before that!:no:
 
#91
#91
BaMa_MaN said:
You and your talk of relevance. When was UT relevant? 98? Oh yeah that was 10 years ago. Talk about delusional, Vols actually think there relevant.
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Well at least we're not delusional enough to think that a Bama fan would know the proper use of the word they're.
 
#92
#92
KB5252 said:
Ugh.... you are not making a case for your team buddy. To say that the last time we were relevant was in 98 puts you in an even deeper hole since you haven't been relevant since long before that!:no:
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Plus during all those years of supposed non-relevance we've still owned bama. So what does that say about them?
 
#93
#93
I read this:

"I strongly feel that the time time is swiftly approaching when only USC will rival Alabama when it comes to signing quality athletes. Sure others in the SEC and across the nation will get above average rating classes but the difference will show when it comes time to strap em on."


And then I laughed so hard I had to kill the window.
 
#94
#94
eloist said:
I read this:

"I strongly feel that the time time is swiftly approaching when only USC will rival Alabama when it comes to signing quality athletes. Sure others in the SEC and across the nation will get above average rating classes but the difference will show when it comes time to strap em on."


And then I laughed so hard I had to kill the window.
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Yeah its hard to consider a perennial contender (USC) and a team that lost to a directional school and happened to barely finish above .500 on par.:eek:hmy:
 
#95
#95
KB5252 said:
Yeah its hard to consider a perennial contender (USC) and a team that lost to a directional school and happened to barely finish above .500 on par.:eek:hmy:
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I mean, 6 times out of 10, USC would lose to Louisiana Monroe...... right?


:birgits_giggle:
 
#98
#98
lawgator1 said:
I swear you guys care more about beating 'bama than beating UF.
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#99
#99
BaMa_MaN said:
Man, i cant tell you how cool you are. Trying to be creative while making a name clearly shows lack of intellect. And I did get a good laugh on this thread. A vol fan calling anyone stupid. Ha Ha Ha. Almost as funny as the vols massive FAIL in BDS.


VoLs SuCk.
^ Maybe you wont swell up with tears over that.
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In your honor I'll bring back one of the oldest axioms in college football:
What do a maggott and a Bammer fan have in common? They both can live off of a dead bear forever.
 
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