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#51
#51
BadJerry20 said:
If the girl can't be drunk pretty I stay away. I like to think I had sex with a 10.
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Well yeah, that's my point. You drink until imagination can take control. Closing your eyes cuts off any reality getting through. I thought you said Voxx was desperate. Desperation means extreme actions.
 
#52
#52
Weezer said:
Well yeah, that's my point. You drink until imagination can take control. Closing your eyes cuts off any reality getting through. I thought you said Voxx was desperate. Desperation means extreme actions.
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Fair enough, I let my own silly standards get in the way. Voxx needs to work his way up to drunk pretty girls.
 
#53
#53
BadJerry20 said:
Wait, that's the only time I can raw dog it? Uh oh time to move.....again
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Raw dogging it is always permissable as long as the woman's game, just don't be surprised when you end up like Joey.
 
#56
#56
Weezer said:
Well yeah, that's my point. You drink until imagination can take control. Closing your eyes cuts off any reality getting through. I thought you said Voxx was desperate. Desperation means extreme actions.
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But what happens if the room starts spinning when you close your eyes?
 
#57
#57
Doyle Hargraves said:
Beeches be crazy.
Also, watch out for the single moms.
If you do anything short of hitting the kid or offering the brat LSD, you start looking like daddy material to mommy.
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Your first statement is accurate. Some beeches will sacrifice their kids for peen.
 
#63
#63
hmanvolfan said:
But what happens if the room starts spinning when you close your eyes?
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Pretend it's a sex swing and enjoy the ride. If you pass out, it's just a sign you can't handle your alcohol so you deserve what you get.
 
#64
#64
Weezer said:
Pretend it's a sex swing and enjoy the ride. If you pass out, it's just a sign you can't handle your alcohol so you deserve what you get.
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I thought the idea was to get as drunk as possible goob. :disappointed:
 
#67
#67
hmanvolfan said:
I thought the idea was to get as drunk as possible goob. :disappointed:
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Passing out is a sign of failure. We do not accept failure. If you pass out, you don't have a high enough tolerance. Life is about ruining your liver, getting a transplant, then ruining someone else's liver.
 
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#69
#69
Weezer said:
Passing out is a sign of failure. We do not accept failure. If you pass out, you don't have a high enough tolerance. Life is about ruining your liver, getting a transplant, then ruining someone else's liver.
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This post brought a tear to my eye.
It's not every day that you get a glimpse at true wisdom.
 
#70
#70
Voxx be on the lookout for stragglers, the overly drunk girl that has broken from the pack. Put her in your van, I'm assuming you have a van at this point, and take her to a secluded area. Keep her blindfolded of course. And remember, silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Now go make us proud!
 
#71
#71
If she's too drunk to say no, she's too drunk to remember your face.
 
#72
#72
BadJerry20 said:
Voxx be on the lookout for stragglers, the overly drunk girl that has broken from the pack. Put her in your van, I'm assuming you have a van at this point, and take her to a secluded area. Keep her blindfolded of course. And remember, silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Now go make us proud!
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We haven't confirmed that he owns a van?!?!?
Well, there's his first problem.
Make sure it's one of those 70's models with no windows.
 
#73
#73
Oh, btw, make sure it has something awesome like a cool wizard or a dragon painted on the side. Chicks dig this stuff and makes the luring process easier.
 
#74
#74
What's sad is Voxx has left. Here we are pouring out our wisdom and he just up and leaves. That's kinda rude.
 
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