BadJerry20
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Step 1- Go to bar
Step 2- Pick out ugliest chick in bar
Step 3- Drink heavily
Step 4- Drink a little more
Step 5- Pick up ugliest chick in the bar
Step 6- Doggy style means you don't have to look her in the eyes
Step 7- Close your eyes and pretend she's Kate Upton
Step 8- Get your rocks off
Step 9- Make a hasty retreat
Step 10- Block everything but the sex with Kate Upton from your memory
The 10 Step program, make it work. FTR, you can substitute any hot chick in Kate Upton's place.
Step 1: should be drink heavily before the bar.
You want as little memory as possible of the ugly chick. Plus this way you trick your mind in to thinking she was always hot.
Some girls can't be drunk pretty. That's why you drink heavily enough to make it easy to close your eyes and pretend she's someone else. You have to be sober enough when you get to the bar to pick out the girl that won't say no. That's why I put it in the order I did.