vols girls?

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So im tired of dating pretty and cute girls then football season comes around and they like Florida or Bama or worst of all...Georgia so now I'm looking for a cute vols girl i know this is lame but i figured id give it a shot
 
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ok relax there guys geez its not like im sittin home jerkin off everynight im just sayin id like to meet a vols girl is that a crime? you guys act like i sit home and cut myself and drink all day or a 40 year old virgin
 
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gator haters said:
ok relax there guys geez its not like im sittin home jerkin off everynight im just sayin id like to meet a vols girl is that a crime? you guys act like i sit home and cut myself and drink all day or a 40 year old virgin
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i didn't think you're 40, i'd say you're in your early to mid twenties still living at home with the parents.
 
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do yourself a favor and do some research. look up volforlife83 in the endzone and see how he fared when starting a thread like this.
 
#10
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i dont wanna look that up haha now i kinda wish i didnt make this it started as have a joke and now it seems really stupid and vol mania i dont live at home i actually live 12 hours from home and have since i was 19 and im working on my masters degree
 
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gator haters said:
i dont wanna look that up haha now i kinda wish i didnt make this it started as have a joke and now it seems really stupid and vol mania i dont live at home i actually live 12 hours from home and have since i was 19 and im working on my masters degree
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hmmm....:eek:k:
 
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gator haters said:
i dont wanna look that up haha now i kinda wish i didnt make this it started as have a joke and now it seems really stupid and vol mania i dont live at home i actually live 12 hours from home and have since i was 19 and im working on my masters degree
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A masters? God dang you must be smart. Was you a valid victorian in high school?
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gator haters said:
i dont wanna look that up haha now i kinda wish i didnt make this it started as have a joke and now it seems really stupid and vol mania i dont live at home i actually live 12 hours from home and have since i was 19 and im working on my masters degree
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You can be whoever you want to be on the internet. :good!:
 
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Match.com, eharmony, heck Craiglist would've been better than starting this thread.
 
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Never forget the sacrifices 83 gave so that you playas could see a better day. He died for your internet shortcomings. He was risen on the third day via the Playstation Network and was wrapped in only his dirty bathroom towel and rode the land on his stereo typer. So don't come in here thinking you can just grab the ladies out of thin air. Repent your trolling sins and get in line and hope he will anoint you the next VN pimp.
 
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wounded mullet said:
Never forget the sacrifices 83 gave so that you playas could see a better day. He died for your internet shortcomings. He was risen on the third day via the Playstation Network and was wrapped in only his dirty bathroom towel and rode the land on his stereo typer. So don't come in here thinking you can just grab the ladies out of thin air. Repent your trolling sins and get in line and hope he will anoint you the next VN pimp.
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that made me lulz
 
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gator haters said:
ok relax there guys geez its not like im sittin home jerkin off everynight im just sayin id like to meet a vols girl is that a crime? you guys act like i sit home and cut myself and drink all day or a 40 year old virgin
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Nobody said every night.
 
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I'm not cryin i just think you guys are treating me like the special kid in high school that has to go to prom with his cousin or 2nd cousin
 
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wounded mullet said:
Never forget the sacrifices 83 gave so that you playas could see a better day. He died for your internet shortcomings. He was risen on the third day via the Playstation Network and was wrapped in only his dirty bathroom towel and rode the land on his stereo typer. So don't come in here thinking you can just grab the ladies out of thin air. Repent your trolling sins and get in line and hope he will anoint you the next VN pimp.
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Classic Mullet
 
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