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#51
#51
Religious Avoidus - tendency of Cal fans to be offended by public prayer eventhough praying is the only thing that could help their own team's chances.
 
#55
#55
Road House-When we play an away game, it is our house baby!

This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".
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All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
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#58
#58
Bourbonify: To wallow in cheap wiskey after finishing third in the SECE again. See also Bourbonation: To drink with other Vols fans.
 
#59
#59
Lawgator Compulsive Disorder-A condition that renders the person afflicted unable to refrain from posting lame and pathetic attempts at humor on a constant basis. Named after the chief victim of said ailment.
 
#60
#60
hatvol96 said:
Lawgator Compulsive Disorder-A condition that renders the person afflicted unable to refrain from posting lame and pathetic attempts at humor on a constant basis. Named after the chief victim of said ailment.
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LOL. Good one, hat! Oh, wait. I think I see a case of havolicity here. Yup, utter contempt for everyone and everything. Definitely part of your differential diagnosis.
 
#61
#61
lawgator1 said:
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LOL. Good one, hat! Oh, wait. I think I see a case of havolicity here. Yup, utter contempt for everyone and everything. Definitely part of your differential diagnosis.
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Lawgator Repetitive Disease-A condition compelling the afflicted person to continually refer back to an earlier, wretchedly weak post made by said person. Generally a symptom of Creative Bankruptcy.
 
#62
#62
Bear-anoia: the belief among Bammers that the SEC, NCAA, USA, UN and Federation of Galaxies is out to destroy their team due to jealously of a coach from a 1/4 century ago.
 
#63
#63
hatvol96 said:
Lawgator Repetitive Disease-A condition compelling the afflicted person to continually refer back to an earlier, wretchedly weak post made by said person. Generally a symptom of Creative Bankruptcy.
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:eek:lol:the way you word things is priceless
 
#65
#65
Zook - zooky, zooked, zooks.

1. The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area. I need to zook. I just zooked.

2. Ripped off. I took my car to the dealership and got zooked.

3. Forceful projectile vomit. That dude just zooked all over the place!

4. The demise of the Florida Gators. It's not our fault, we were Zooked.
 
#66
#66
Plains Syndrome: Occurs when you forget what your team mascot is, so you just make up another one. Go wareagletigers.
 
#67
#67
Bear-anoia (alt. def) - the feeling felt by fans of other schools resulting from hearing constant references to a long gone coach of Alabama.
 
#68
#68
CALculator- A fan of Cal trying to figue out the odds of them beating any team that has won more than 1 game.
 
#69
#69
ardent enthusiast said:
Zook - zooky, zooked, zooks.

1. The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area. I need to zook. I just zooked.

2. Ripped off. I took my car to the dealership and got zooked.

3. Forceful projectile vomit. That dude just zooked all over the place!

4. The demise of the Florida Gators. It's not our fault, we were Zooked.
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:eek:lol:
 
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