Vol Poem

#26
#26
peerless98 said:
Too much slant rhyme; metrical feet are not parallel; not really creative nor clever. I really hate that someone wasted so much time on a project and were then proud of such a finished product.
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Translation for gators: that poem sucks ass
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#27
#27
There once was a Gator coach named Meyer
Whose star QB was known to be a cryer
After the QB left, he decided to take a long rest
But that only lasted month or two at best

Along came the season
And for no particular reason
The center couldnt snap the ball
And the 'mighty' Gators were destined to take a great fall

Then the week of the game came along
And those jort wearin' morons started singing the same old song
But then one of their players got hauled off to jail
For sending a threatening message? No, for being dumb as hell

So tomorrow we will gather at the General's house
Where no Vol fan will be as quiet as a mouse
And FL fans will call us a bunch of haters
But tomorrow they will find out that its "Time to Die" Gators
 
#30
#30
I think I get it as it is stated........... Their Gay and and want US to love it.........
 
#31
#31
Rub a dub dub urby and tebow in a tub, they found a rubber duck and urby wanted to..

In the Tennessee locker room is says "today I give all for Tennessee"

In the florida locker room it says "just say nope to soap on a rope"
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#33
#33
peerless98 said:
Nice job, Sab. Would have been nice to have seen a couplet attached to the 3 quatrains. Nothing spells win like a Shakespearean sonnet, lol.
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I've written my share of Shakespearean sonnets as well.

That one was spur of the moment and followed no poetic rules.

Thanks.
 
#35
#35
Some of these responses are WAYYYYYY better than the OP....and completely hilarious :eek:lol: :post-4-1090547912: :lol:
 
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#36
#36
Oh Tennessee, My Tennessee
by Vice-Admiral William Lawrence

Oh Tennessee, my Tennessee
What love and pride I feel for thee.
You proud ole state, the volunteer,
Your proud traditions I hold dear.

I revere your heroes
Who bravely fought our country's foes.
Renowned statesmen, so wise and strong,
Who served our country well and long.

I thrill at thoughts of mountains grand;
Rolling green hills and fertile farm land;
Earth rich with stone, mineral and ore;
Forests dense and wild flowers galore;

Powerful rivers that bring us light;
Deep lakes with fish and fowl in flight;
Thriving cities and industries;
Fine schools and universities;

Strong folks of pioneer descent,
Simple, honest, and reverent.
Beauty and hospitality
Are the hallmarks of Tennessee.

And o'er the world as I may roam,
No place exceeds my boyhood home.
And oh how much I long to see
My native land, my Tennessee.
 
#37
#37
T'was the night before kickoff,
Jorts all around,
Missing a back pocket,
The bite of a hound.

Neyland was calm,
Not a soul in sight,
Soon filled with Volunteers,
And the rest aren't bright.

Gators they be,
In East Tennessee,
You know its them,
Smells like rotten pootie.

Coming for a fight,
They will try to chomp,
But they're about to receive,
A Rocky Top curb stomp.

It will make them livid,
Or go thru the roof,
How do you explain to your wife/sister,
How you lost you last tooth?

Then comes 4 quarters of hell,
From a hungry D,
No Gators in lockup,
Vols kick that ass for free.

So as they depart,
Tell them have no fear,
Till we spank that ass,
Again in Gainesville next year!!!!!!



GO VOLS, and damn I'm fired up!

Defense, HIT YOUR MAN!
Running backs, hit those gaps!
If you can't find your man or a gap isn't there.... then just KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF THE 1ST GATOR YOU SEE FOR TENNESSEE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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#38
#38
It's game day of the Florida game.....I'll take the time out. **** you for posting that crap and **** your friend for having no talent. There.....I said what everyone was thinking.
 
#42
#42
volcrazi said:
Let this be known, I am a 100% Vol 4 Life! Anways, before many vol fans bash me for posting this poem, the only reason I decided to post it was because it was written by one of my best friends. Unfortunately we all have those friends who unfortunately are not vol fans but are our most hated rivaled fans. In this case my friend is a lifelong Gator Fan. As you will be able to see once you read the following poem.


Rub a Dub Dub, No Vols in a Tub: An EPIC rhyme by *Unknown*



Twas the night before the Gators met the Vols in East Tennessee
Not a player was talking except for a certain texting Chris Rainey
Now he may have made some threats, but he never went too far
Which is more than I can say about some Vols in a certain Bar

But back to the football game and the whole point of this rhyme
I hope the Vols and their fans stick around for longer than halftime
I know when times get rough, the Vols tend to abandon ship
But by now you should be used to being beaten,bullied, and whipped

I can only wonder what the score may be without our fearless Tebow
Will Florida score 20?30?40? It won’t matter because the Vols will surely have zero
The Vols will lose their 6th straight game against the Mighty Gators
But please don’t boo your team off the field, don’t be a bunch of haters

Come to Neyland, wear your orange, sing Rocky Top, and believe in your heart that you’ll win
Just remember that Phil Fulmer..I mean Lane Kiffin..umm who’s your coach again
I’ll end this rhyme with a final question, that’s really not so outrageous
Does anybody know if Staph infections are contagious?


Again I know I'm probably in for a bunch of bashing by many vol fans. But I thought the poem itself was rather funny and cleverly written. Enjoy.

Go Vols!!!
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did you write this while wearing your jorts and combing you mullet?? :birgits_giggle:
 
#43
#43
slimjim85vols said:
T'was the night before kickoff,
Jorts all around,
Missing a back pocket,
The bite of a hound.

Neyland was calm,
Not a soul in sight,
Soon filled with Volunteers,
And the rest aren't bright.

Gators they be,
In East Tennessee,
You know its them,
Smells like rotten pootie.

Coming for a fight,
They will try to chomp,
But they're about to receive,
A Rocky Top curb stomp.

It will make them livid,
Or go thru the roof,
How do you explain to your wife/sister,
How you lost you last tooth?

Then comes 4 quarters of hell,
From a hungry D,
No Gators in lockup,
Vols kick that ass for free.

So as they depart,
Tell them have no fear,
Till we spank that ass,
Again in Gainesville next year!!!!!!



GO VOLS, and damn I'm fired up!

Defense, HIT YOUR MAN!
Running backs, hit those gaps!
If you can't find your man or a gap isn't there.... then just KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF THE 1ST GATOR YOU SEE FOR TENNESSEE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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good one!:thumbsup:
 
#45
#45
Slydell said:
Maple Surple.:p
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I thought of that, too, but Merriam-Webster might not approve since surple is not in their lexicon. Hirple is a bit too esoteric, but here goes:

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Our defense they misread
And we gave them a hirple
 
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