Vol Poem

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Let this be known, I am a 100% Vol 4 Life! Anways, before many vol fans bash me for posting this poem, the only reason I decided to post it was because it was written by one of my best friends. Unfortunately we all have those friends who unfortunately are not vol fans but are our most hated rivaled fans. In this case my friend is a lifelong Gator Fan. As you will be able to see once you read the following poem.


Rub a Dub Dub, No Vols in a Tub: An EPIC rhyme by *Unknown*



Twas the night before the Gators met the Vols in East Tennessee
Not a player was talking except for a certain texting Chris Rainey
Now he may have made some threats, but he never went too far
Which is more than I can say about some Vols in a certain Bar

But back to the football game and the whole point of this rhyme
I hope the Vols and their fans stick around for longer than halftime
I know when times get rough, the Vols tend to abandon ship
But by now you should be used to being beaten,bullied, and whipped

I can only wonder what the score may be without our fearless Tebow
Will Florida score 20?30?40? It won’t matter because the Vols will surely have zero
The Vols will lose their 6th straight game against the Mighty Gators
But please don’t boo your team off the field, don’t be a bunch of haters

Come to Neyland, wear your orange, sing Rocky Top, and believe in your heart that you’ll win
Just remember that Phil Fulmer..I mean Lane Kiffin..umm who’s your coach again
I’ll end this rhyme with a final question, that’s really not so outrageous
Does anybody know if Staph infections are contagious?


Again I know I'm probably in for a bunch of bashing by many vol fans. But I thought the poem itself was rather funny and cleverly written. Enjoy.

Go Vols!!!
 
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Awful. I mean horrid poem writing skills. It has no rhythm or tempo. It lacks a certain Poe-ish quality. I give it a D-
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I will not mock you for posting a rival fans poem the night before a big game, I will mock you for thinking a person who rhymed tebow with zero has talent as a writer.
 
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Here's an example of proper game day poetry:


There was an old man from Kilkenny...
Who didn't know if he'd ever had any...
With a grin and a smile,
He'd pause for awhile
Kick ....they ass...and rip their heads off!!!! Go Vols!!
 
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#10
Hey if a poem is all we have to worry about then that's great. Hey kick us while we are down but when Dooley gets the ship righted, then get ready because we are taking names and will kick some azzzz when we get back.
 
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rickyyrs said:
Hey if a poem is all we have to worry about then that's great. Hey kick us while we are down but when Dooley gets the ship righted, then get ready because we are taking names and will kick some azzzz when we get back.
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock:
 
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Maybe we win tomorrow with a little luck, but regardless of the outcome the gators still suck. I dread seeing all the gator fans in their braided belts and jorts, and throw in some zits and warts. Rub a dub dub ! GO VOLS (not properly formatted - typed on a cell phone)
 
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VolGal423 said:
Awful. I mean horrid poem writing skills. It has no rhythm or tempo. It lacks a certain Poe-ish quality. I give it a D-
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It is pretty awful. Not post-worthy and certainly not thread-worthy.

I'll take a stab though.

It's the eve of the battle -- the warriors are set
On the morn will be fighting and bleeding and sweat.
Although this here war is fought every year
It's just on the evens that we fight it here.

It's not a task lightly taken by sides --
Favored or no the best effort applied --
And when war is completed and victory claimed
The general will exit bearing most of the blame.

A burning will start in the losing sides' soul
Planning a day when they'll find the goal.
Lucky for watchers of these warriors dear
There's ever the comfort of "we'll get 'em next year."
 
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volcrazi said:
Let this be known, I am a 100% Vol 4 Life! Anways, before many vol fans bash me for posting this poem, the only reason I decided to post it was because it was written by one of my best friends. Unfortunately we all have those friends who unfortunately are not vol fans but are our most hated rivaled fans. In this case my friend is a lifelong Gator Fan. As you will be able to see once you read the following poem.
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not all of us
 
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From renowned poet, Bob Wiley....

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.
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#19
Too much slant rhyme; metrical feet are not parallel; not really creative nor clever. I really hate that someone wasted so much time on a project and were then proud of such a finished product.
 
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Sabanocchio said:
It is pretty awful. Not post-worthy and certainly not thread-worthy.

I'll take a stab though.

It's the eve of the battle -- the warriors are set
On the morn will be fighting and bleeding and sweat.
Although this here war is fought every year
It's just on the evens that we fight it here.

It's not a task lightly taken by sides --
Favored or no the best effort applied --
And when war is completed and victory claimed
The general will exit bearing most of the blame.

A burning will start in the losing sides' soul
Planning a day when they'll find the goal.
Lucky for watchers of these warriors dear
There's ever the comfort of "we'll get 'em next year."
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Way to go, Sabanocchio
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#22
Your friend's poem sucks and so does this thread
If that's his best writing, he's better off dead
 
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Gator’s post-game lament:

Here I sit all broken hearted.
Expected to win but sad departed.
It was not a win, but a loss they gave us.
And they did that to us without a Chavis.
-- Special Ed.
 
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Sabanocchio said:
It is pretty awful. Not post-worthy and certainly not thread-worthy.

I'll take a stab though.

It's the eve of the battle -- the warriors are set
On the morn will be fighting and bleeding and sweat.
Although this here war is fought every year
It's just on the evens that we fight it here.

It's not a task lightly taken by sides --
Favored or no the best effort applied --
And when war is completed and victory claimed
The general will exit bearing most of the blame.

A burning will start in the losing sides' soul
Planning a day when they'll find the goal.
Lucky for watchers of these warriors dear
There's ever the comfort of "we'll get 'em next year."
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Nice job, Sab. Would have been nice to have seen a couplet attached to the 3 quatrains. Nothing spells win like a Shakespearean sonnet, lol.
 
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