Vol humor

[bournehall]

Tennessee Speeding Law

The Tennessee Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Knoxville . For the first offense, they give you two University of Tennessee football tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do the Tennessee Vols and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 100,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ!'

Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Vol out of your yard? A. Put up goal post.

Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Vols and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win an SEC Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the UT VOLS and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[ukvols]

That's funny, but it's probably been used several times by other schools in the past to make light of their own situations. Still funny though.

 

[TENNFOLD1974]

lol:

 

[k-townvol]

Its a shame they're all true(right now)

 

[panda]

I heard they are changing our names from Vols to "tampons", because we only have one string and we are only good for 1 period.

 

[onevolfan]

It's pretty bad when we are making fun of our own school.:banghead2:

 

[TennesseePride]

None of this is funny and you are ridiculous for posting it on this site.. :nono:

 

[sickemsmokey10]

I heard they are changing our names from Vols to "tampons", because we only have one string and we are only good for 1 period.

that's a big of a strech

 

[sickemsmokey10]

None of this is funny and you are ridiculous for posting it on this site.. :nono:

the dollar bill and goal post jokes made me chuckle

 

[TENNFOLD1974]

Chill out you and stop complaining that is funny stuff.

 

[hmanvolfan]

They're old and worn out.

 

[VOLatile]

They're old and worn out.

Worse than Madonna.

 

[Ladie4Vols]

I heard they are changing our names from Vols to "tampons", because we only have one string and we are only good for 1 period.

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[Hobock]

I heard they are changing our names from Vols to "tampons", because we only have one string and we are only good for 1 period.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I heard they are changing our names from Vols to "tampons", because we only have one string and we are only good for 1 period.

Liked if I could.

 

[theFallGuy]

Vol joke, DOOLEY WAS COACH.

LOLOLOL Wtf!