Vol fans prank call Nick Saban...bwahaha

#51
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VolBraniac said:
...but, after several hours of high consternation and concentration, you got nothing.

What an oxymoron your posting handle is. All bama, no writer.

Nonetheless, good morning!

I hunt the forum with great endeavor to find people who I can award scholarships. Congratulations!! You have qualified for one entire week at AssClown U.

Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the qualities to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!

We take debit card or chickens in trade so let's get started immediately!!!
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If you're seeking sympathy, mission accomplished.
 
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#53
#53
VolBraniac said:
...but, after several hours of high consternation and concentration, you got nothing.

What an oxymoron your posting handle is. All bama, no writer.

Nonetheless, good morning!

I hunt the forum with great endeavor to find people who I can award scholarships. Congratulations!! You have qualified for one entire week at AssClown U.

Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the qualities to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!

We take debit card or chickens in trade so let's get started immediately!!!
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holy damnit, dude. this feels like watching a grown man get his ass kicked by an automatic vacuum cleaner
 
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Behr said:
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internet winner again today!
 
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OneVolNation said:
The irony is how Mrs. Bamawriter said the same in her complaint about Bamawriter in the bedroom. "I kept waiting for some kind of payoff. Instead the 'pranker' just caused me about 2 minutes of minor inconvenience."
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:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:

I just spilled my drink laughing.
 
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#61
#61
This is great, I lost it when he told him "Love ya" at the end of the call....well played Vol faithful.....well played
 
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TNnative said:
But then he doesn't call the coach he said he would talk to, and they don't end up chasing their own tails trying to figure out which player this call was suppose to be about.

Don't worry about it not being the artform, there is only one Roy D. Mercer.
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How big a boy are ya?
 
#64
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VolBraniac said:
Oh listen to you. Instead of admitting that you got your BamaButt kicked, and enjoying a few laughs, you flipped out and went all Gomer Pyle on us. And I despise that faketard hillbilly whose was just a shriek away from banjos and bend-overs.

OK, let me put it another way.

In the movie Jurassic Park, there's a scene where a researcher sticks her hand in a pile of dinosaur ****, digs around, and pulls out an undigested berry. I'm sure if I read bamawriter, I too may discover a crap covered berry, but to me, the price is way too high.
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A manic response to a low key post. Remind me who is flipping out?
 
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