VOL Fans In California-- Check This Berkeley Demonstration

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I live for the day that I have nothing else better to do than sit in a tree...
 
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Man...if these Cal fans want to save a tree then they should eat a beaver :)
 
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Originally Posted by Arclight
Yes, and here it is-- THE TREE SITTER






What is this guy, like the Whole Foods version of Al-Qaeda?

What's with the headcloth? Its not like the fuzz won't know exactly who he is after they knock him out of the tree and put the cuffs on.

Is he doing this because he is bored after protesting the G-8, the World Bank, IMF, GMO's, and pesticides, or did he just come from vandalizing a Hummer dealership in San Jose?

...and don't get me started on Mr. Runningbear. I am surprised he had time to give an interview between bong hits.
 

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A football fan walks into a small shop in Berekley. He spots a bottle labeled "Florida brains" , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles.

The clerk replies, "Well, we've got Tennessee brains for $10 an ounce, and California football brains for $1,000,000 an ounce."

The man says, "Why the big difference in price?"

The clerk answers,"Do you know how many California football players we have to kill to get an ounce of brains!"

I like the comment that the fence erectors are hurting the trees roots...what idiots

As truely great Volunteers we should bring these Tree Hugging Fairies a present...Bags of Oranges from the big Orange Nation and then we can throw them as hard as we can to them...1st one to knock three out of the trees wins!
 
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Save a tree - eat a beaver...

I laughed so loud my boss came to see what was happening ---- any TN fans taking their slingshots?
 
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blamie said:
Man...if these Cal fans want to save a tree then they should eat a beaver :)
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The female protesters would happily oblige...I doubt the male ones would be as enthused.



Seriously though, do these people have jobs...lives?
 
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I'm telling Vol fans, your not getting a Smokey Dog in there. Your getting a sun dried tomato concoction that "looks" like a hot dog shaped piece of crap!:eek:hmy:
 
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(to tune of Hotel California)
In a dark lit courtyard
Cool breeze in my hair
Warm smell of urine
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a fence go up
My face grew heavy and my heart grew dim
They damaged the tree roots, damn him
Then I heard a blow horn
I heard a terminal bell
And I was thinking to myself
Hugging this tree makes my pants swell
Then they started a lawsuit
And they showed me the way
There were lots of policemen
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to Berkeley penetentry
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (backgrounded)
I just got sprayed with mace(1)
Plenty of jobs at Berkeley Penatentry
Any time of year
Any time of year (backgrounded)
You can find one here
You can find one here

Their minds were twisted
But they've trees on there mind
They've got a lot of pretty, pretty leaves
That they call friends
How they dance with acorns
See the pine cones grow
Some toke to remember
Some toke to forget
So I called up nursery
Please bring me some pine
He said
We haven't had that spirit her since 1969
And still those forrests are calling from far away
Plant more sapplings in the middle of the night
Just to hear grow
How great to sow...

Welcome to Berkeley Penatenry
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (backgrounded)
I just got sprayed with mace(1)
They're livin' it up at Berkeley Penatentry
There's just concrete here
There's just concrete here (backgrounded)


Forrests I'm a dreaming
Tree seeds on ice
And they said
We are all just prisoners here
with no trees in site
And in the judge's chambers
They gathered for the fast
They staged a sit in
But they can't kill these trees
Last thing I remember
I was selling a camp fire
I had to find the drug induced trance I had before
sleep(3) said the warden
We are programmed to relieve
You can hug any tree you like
But you can never make like one and leave
 
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TheTennesseeTom said:
A football fan walks into a small shop in Berekley. He spots a bottle labeled "Florida brains" , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles.

The clerk replies, "Well, we've got Tennessee brains for $10 an ounce, and California football brains for $1,000,000 an ounce."

The man says, "Why the big difference in price?"

The clerk answers,"Do you know how many California football players we have to kill to get an ounce of brains!"
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Wait - does this mean Florida's football players are smarter than UT's?
 
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swampvol said:
Seriously though, do these people have jobs...lives?
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when their "leader" got arrested for telling the police he would "destroy" them or something like that, they couldn't post bail . . . because they couldn't find a single person who was employed to post bail for him (which I guess is a prereq for getting bail :dunno;). I wish I was joking. And these are definetly not students, many apparently came down from oregon just to protest this. They go from site to site to protest. Many of us wonder how they can afford to do this though.
 
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Yeah I remember these guys! I sort of feel for the trees, but living in them is a bit extreme. I guess three years in Berkeley didn't help me get used to all the bizzare stuff that goes on there.
 
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jason said:
zachery "running wolf". Tree huggers kill me.:eek:lol:
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What a bunch of dummies, most notably the morons in the trees themselves, followed closely by mister wolf, and the lady who was concerned that the fence posts may be damaging the roots of the trees.

Maybe some UT fans can fire up a Stihl and knock the buggers over in a victory celebration. Either that or send up a bowl full of granola and soy milk 'contaminated' with beef broth.
 
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