Gatlinburgvol
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1. Thou shall not lose faith in your team’s ability to win one game this season after the first possession.
2. Thou shall not call for any coach’s firing while there is still 00:01 on the game clock.
3. Thou shall not squeeze the life out of the cat, throw the tv remote, or accidentally kick the dog during bad plays....or miracle plays.
4. Thou shall not use language that your children might repeat on Monday at school. Unless contained in cheers and fight songs officially sanctioned by University of Tennessee.
5. Thou shall not answer texts from Bama fans during half-time.
6. Thou shall leave Nick Saban’s mother out of your discussions with said Bama fans during half-time.
7. Thou shall not repeat any action you personally were doing while Tennessee made a mistake on the field. For God’s sake if they are playing well, don’t change a thing.
8. Thou shall change shirts if Tennessee is not winning. And sit somewhere else. And hold the lucky pillow.
9. Thou shall remember that the same people read your third quarter Volnation posts as you will see tomorrow at church. Keep it clean and humble. Or maybe just clean.
10. Thou shall always remember that the players on the field are young kids who give up summers, weekends with their families, study time, party time, and sleep to play the game we love to watch. They push themselves past what most of us ever will in training everyday to be ready on game day. Let’s treat them like family because they are.
GO VOLS!
2. Thou shall not call for any coach’s firing while there is still 00:01 on the game clock.
3. Thou shall not squeeze the life out of the cat, throw the tv remote, or accidentally kick the dog during bad plays....or miracle plays.
4. Thou shall not use language that your children might repeat on Monday at school. Unless contained in cheers and fight songs officially sanctioned by University of Tennessee.
5. Thou shall not answer texts from Bama fans during half-time.
6. Thou shall leave Nick Saban’s mother out of your discussions with said Bama fans during half-time.
7. Thou shall not repeat any action you personally were doing while Tennessee made a mistake on the field. For God’s sake if they are playing well, don’t change a thing.
8. Thou shall change shirts if Tennessee is not winning. And sit somewhere else. And hold the lucky pillow.
9. Thou shall remember that the same people read your third quarter Volnation posts as you will see tomorrow at church. Keep it clean and humble. Or maybe just clean.
10. Thou shall always remember that the players on the field are young kids who give up summers, weekends with their families, study time, party time, and sleep to play the game we love to watch. They push themselves past what most of us ever will in training everyday to be ready on game day. Let’s treat them like family because they are.
GO VOLS!
