Vol Calls 10/19 Kiffin on

#77
#77
You know....this thread was about 100 times more interesting than the actual Vol Calls. I got the gist of the entire show in about 5 minutes of reading.

It's not just Vol Calls that gets the "Squeal like a pig" crowd. I listen to The Pressbox on 96.5 out of Parker's Crossroads from time to time and...WOOOOOO!!!! You get some people calling in that can't even pronounce their own name. Before I started listening to this show I never knew there was a way to pronounce the name "Tom" with 6 syllables.
The Vol Call threads have at times been a lot more interesting and enjoyable than the actual show.
 
#78
#78
I want an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.
I saw an old guy tutoring a young kid (16 or so) about matrices earlier today. The old guy said "the way you remember such and such is RC like the cola." The kid couldn't have had a blanker stare. :eek:lol:
 
#79
#79
The Vol Call threads have at times been a lot more interesting and enjoyable than the actual show.
I don't know man that first Vol Calls of the year with Theo was pretty darn entertaining...Matter of fact, he called in right after we beat the Pups and cracked me up that time too....He must stay wasted lol
 
#80
#80
I don't know man that first Vol Calls of the year with Theo was pretty darn entertaining...Matter of fact, he called in right after we beat the Pups and cracked me up that time too....He must stay wasted lol

Was he the ticks and chiggers guy? That was funny as hell.
 
#81
#81
Was he the ticks and chiggers guy? That was funny as hell.
No, I don't believe so, he may have been but all I remember is him ending it with "WE'LL SEE YOU IN ATLANTA AT THE END OF THE SEASON COACH.....WOOOOOOOOO!" Drunker than Cootie Brown
 
#82
#82
No, I don't believe so, he may have been but all I remember is him ending it with "WE'LL SEE YOU IN ATLANTA AT THE END OF THE SEASON COACH.....WOOOOOOOOO!" Drunker than Cootie Brown

Ok, I remember one of the early vol calls where some guy told Kiffin that he may need to get bit by some ticks and chiggers to get some orange blood in him. I just shook my head in disbelief.
 
#83
#83
Maybe they need to let Coach O handle Vol calls some Monday. The time needed for the answer translation would at least cut down on the number of mind numbing questions.
 
#84
#84
I saw an old guy tutoring a young kid (16 or so) about matrices earlier today. The old guy said "the way you remember such and such is RC like the cola." The kid couldn't have had a blanker stare. :eek:lol:


I was driving through Hohenwald yesterday (Sunday) and saw a guy carrying a 2 liter RC...no bag, just the RC. About 10 minutes later, I was driving the other way and there was a guy walking down the sidewalk the other way with a 12 pack of Bud Light...no bag, just the Bud Light. They must have ran out of bags down at the store.

A totally unrelated story, but while I'm thinking about it...I honest to God saw a guy going through the drive-thru at the Hardees in Parsons a couple of months ago ON A RIDING MOWER. It was about 10 P.M. and I seriously doubt he had been mowing. I think it was a Murray.
 
#85
#85
Even though the show never provides much info and the callers are bad, I would miss Vol Calls if they stopped doing it.

Did anyone else notice that the Vol network changed the intro music this season?
 
#87
#87
A totally unrelated story, but while I'm thinking about it...I honest to God saw a guy going through the drive-thru at the Hardees in Parsons a couple of months ago ON A RIDING MOWER. It was about 10 P.M. and I seriously doubt he had been mowing. I think it was a Murray.

Probably doesn't have a drivers license due to too many DUI's.
 
#89
#89
I bet Bob and Tim are rolling thier eyes when the "good" callers call in and ask a dumb question. If you have to ask if Nick will be back this season, then you shouldn't even call yourself a vols fan. Some people need to just listen, not call!!
 
#92
#92
You know....this thread was about 100 times more interesting than the actual Vol Calls. I got the gist of the entire show in about 5 minutes of reading.

It's not just Vol Calls that gets the "Squeal like a pig" crowd. I listen to The Pressbox on 96.5 out of Parker's Crossroads from time to time and...WOOOOOO!!!! You get some people calling in that can't even pronounce their own name. Before I started listening to this show I never knew there was a way to pronounce the name "Tom" with 6 syllables.

Quoted for the truth...

I listen to this station often and always get a chuckle over their local sports "experts". They always sound like a cross between the Vol Calls callers and the old men hanging out at a country store. I think their Nascar show is a prime example of this. You guys in East Tennessee complain about the sports radio over there have not heard pathetic until you hear, and I quote,

"96.5 Parker's Crossroads, The Sports Voice of West Tennessee".:blink:
 
#93
#93
Thanks to everyone that posted. It's been 12 years since I moved away from Rogersville and I just got a bit of nostalgia. Our state is full uneducated rednecks but I still love it. GO VOLS!!
 
#94
#94
I was driving through Hohenwald yesterday (Sunday) and saw a guy carrying a 2 liter RC...no bag, just the RC. About 10 minutes later, I was driving the other way and there was a guy walking down the sidewalk the other way with a 12 pack of Bud Light...no bag, just the Bud Light. They must have ran out of bags down at the store.

A totally unrelated story, but while I'm thinking about it...I honest to God saw a guy going through the drive-thru at the Hardees in Parsons a couple of months ago ON A RIDING MOWER. It was about 10 P.M. and I seriously doubt he had been mowing. I think it was a Murray.

They ain't use thar bags for carryin' stuff down thar ya MOW RON...they ewsed fer huffin paint!
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#95
#95
Quoted for the truth...

I listen to this station often and always get a chuckle over their local sports "experts". They always sound like a cross between the Vol Calls callers and the old men hanging out at a country store. I think their Nascar show is a prime example of this. You guys in East Tennessee complain about the sports radio over there have not heard pathetic until you hear, and I quote,

"96.5 Parker's Crossroads, The Sports Voice of West Tennessee".:blink:

How about that guy who calls in and sounds like a country robot? I can't remember his name, but he is a regular. I have a very, very difficult time understanding him. In all seriousness, I'm not sure if he has a medical condition that makes him sound like that or if he just sounds that way.

And I HATE the little promo where the "West Tennessee" fades....

96.5 WBFG...ESPN for West Tennessee...West Tennessee...West Tennessee...West Tennessee


Gaaaaaaaa!!!!!
 

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