VM21/TX07/JHEN and All Things Lulz

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#2,254
#2,254
i bet you have some sweet orange mc hammer lookin weight liftin pants with a nice white weight belt. maybe some of those black weight gloves. you be rockin 4 da game fooo.
 
#2,255
#2,255
nope, i don't workout in mc hammer pants, but there is a guy who does at my gym. he's jacked tho so no one says ne thing. i just lift in shorts and a baggy t-shirt. i do have the gloves, but they aren't worn for the game
 
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a lady gets pulled over, and the state patrol officer walks up and was like maam, i am going to have to give you a ticket. The lady looks at him and says "is that a ticket to one of them there police balls?" The officer quickly replied with little thought "maam police dont have balls"
 
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a man and woman go to play golf on this real ritzy golf course. The guy says to the woman "honey please dont hit one of these houses, we cant afford it." Well she hits the ball and sure enough, hits one of the houses and breaks the window. Well the guy and wife walk up, and the butler opens the door and says "the master will see you now." So they sit down and the husband sees a broken vase and thinks "ah hell." Then a voice says, "oh no dont worry. You see that I am a genie and i have been in that lamp for 10,000 years. Thank you for releasing me, i will now grant you each a wish." The man is excited and says he wasnts 100,000,000,000 dollars." The Genie says "it is done." The wife says well i want to be the first president. The genie says "It is done, i ask only one thing in return. I have been in a lamp for 10,000 years, i have not been with a woman in 10,000 years, may i be with your wife." They talk and agree because the genie had been in the lamp. Well the genie and wife go up stairs, and he just rails her. Well when they finish, the wife says "for 10,000 years i cant believe you are that good." The genie replies "I cannot believe you still believe in genies..."
 
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