VM21/TX07/JHEN and All Things Lulz

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#1,576
#1,576
Petrino (as much as I dislike him for screwing ATL) is an offensive genius and he has Mallet at QB who is supposed to be a stud.
 
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Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot
for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its
parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40),
£5 for busses (about $7).


Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing
a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo
Management called the City Council and asked it
to send them another parking agent.


The Council did some research and replied that the
parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was
a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant
had never been on the City payroll.


Meanwhile, somewhere in the world, is a man who'd apparently had a
ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then
had simply begun to show up every day, commencing
to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about
$560 per day -- for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over
$7 million dollars!

And no one even knows his name.
 
#1,594
#1,594
You'd piss off a million bucks on Sunny Brooke Bourban, Menthol Cigs, and all you can eat buffett's a Luby's.
 
#1,599
#1,599
You shoulda heard those hippies in Austin try to argue with Colmes. I called in finally and told em', "Im a Republican, I dont like the current state of the Union, but yall are sounding like a bunch of idiots."
 
#1,600
#1,600
He interviewed some radical Right Wing extremist guy, that was an embarrassment to conservatives everwhere.
 
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